Cum Lung

A throat and upper respiratory ailment that results from sucking a lot of dick. Symptoms include congestion, a hacking cough, crying, bitching, moaning, and occasionally death. Affects women and gay men. Can be treated by such maneuvers as a donkey punch, a white dragon, and the danza slap.

Jen was being a bigger bitch than usual so Joe assumed she was suffering from the cum lung and danza slapped her.

by Joe the Clown Hater January 13, 2011

cum crust

Cum crust is available in two forms. First is the cum from a penis that dries on a vagina after sex.
The second is when a female gets sexually excited and excretes her lubricant onto her panties where it dries and becomes crusty.

After making love both male and female bodily fluids, cum,soak the vaginal area and the penis. If one does not wash after sex and allows this to dry a thin white layer of cum crust will form on the head of the penis and the vagina resulting in cum crust.

by Jay Latimer March 10, 2008

cum catcher

1. Noun Offensive: The mouth of an individual who gives or is expected to give a blowjob.

2. Noun: Offensive/Devaluing phrase for a male's significant other (of either sex).

1. Shut your cum catcher and listen already!

2. Why don't you be a good little cum catcher and get me a beer.

by InaGoddessEye December 29, 2004

cum bucket

cum bucket - a term of endearment for your favorite slut bag whore.

yo cum bucket, are you driving to class or am i?

by curmbox January 18, 2005

Cum toilet

A person that is used for a semen depository or disposal receptacle in one or every orifice by one or multiple partners.

She is a real cum toilet or Me Mike and Dave used that bitch for a cum toilet

by El Heffy March 19, 2010

cum funnel

Oral sex technique involving a regular funnel. The cum swallower holds a funnel in his mouth in order to not spill any of the semen outside the oral cavity. Made popular by amateur pornstar Britney (aka Chicktrainer). Aside from the obvious degrading sexual aspect the technique is supposed to combine the appeal of both the visual (external) cumshot as well as semen swallowing without the usual problems of spillage (= facial moneyshot).

Britney got cum funnelled and swallowed every drop of semen.

by Sam_K October 10, 2006

Cum Addict

An individual addicted to the pleasures of orgasms - however they are brought about.

Somebody who will do anything to get an orgasm. The cum addict seeks his/her high due to the relaxing narcotic and intoxicating effects of orgasms - which are similar to the effects of opioids and alkaloids. Another way to describe it would be a person who is addicted to orgasms. It differs from sexual addiction though because the orgasm is the goal - it is the high - the sexual experience is secondary.

by Peter Pringle December 9, 2008