Greasing the Cross

Basically a Christian masturbating (inspired by another masturbation phrase called 'Greasing the Monkey').

This is sometimes done to piss off extremist Christians who think that you'll rot in Hell for jacking off.

Regan from The Exorcist was greasing the cross before it was cool.

by CelticEagle February 11, 2019

criss-crossed carp

The act of firmly cupping your hand around your butt hole while you pass gas, then quickly holding your hand to your mouth and licking it.

I just recieved a criss-crossed carp

by boar man September 22, 2006

Holy cross high school chorley

A prison for kids that feeds them shit and screams for having ankle socks

girl: *wears white socks*
Teacher: ISOLATION BITCH
Boy: wears peppa pig socks
Teacher: *ignores*

Holy cross high school chorley

by Shingler May 31, 2023

cross daddy

A daddy who is very disappointed with you, all the time. Not to be confused with Jesus, or God (sky daddy.)

I was very naughty, so cross daddy had to punish me, he's always disappointed with his baby girl.

by CinMin November 24, 2021

on god no crosses count

Middle School logic is that you can lie about stuff on god if you cross your fingers. So they decided to come up with "on god no crosses count"

Middle-Schooler 1: Dude did you tell my crush I like her?!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!

by Bailedx March 22, 2024

Cross Dubs

Aggressive humping with your hands crossed on her waist

Stissi cross dubbed the shit out of Mariella last night

I caught so many cross dubs my back hurts

I’m going to be crippled from all the cross dubs I been catching

by CrossDubs4Lyfe July 10, 2022

Cross Dubs

Aggressively humping with your arms in a crossed position on the dube’s waist

Stissi cross dubbed the shit out of Mariella

I can’t walk up right after all those cross dubs I caught last night

There are many ways to cross dub
For example:
Secret cross dubs in the corner of the bar

3 second cross dubs in the hotel room

They were catching Sakura Japan cross dubs

I saw them in the middle of the dance floor cross dubbing all over the place

by CrossDubs4Lyfe July 10, 2022