When you are at a gentleman's club and buy a private dance, but the dancer doesn't get within three feet of you.
by Doc_X September 21, 2020
When you're at a gentleman's club, get a private dance, and the dancer doesn't even get within 3 ft of you.
by Doc_X September 21, 2020
When smoking opens up the arteries, which could allegedly help to better fight the viruses in the body, with tobacco companies excited to fund any research that shows that nicotine in controlled amounts is a potential cure to the coronavirus.
Chain smokers are thrilled to hear that Covid-🚬 is their friend rather than their foe in fighting Covid-19.
by Covido December 25, 2020
When you rent out a 3 bed hotel room and have a threesome in three separate beds (because social distancing) where you can’t touch your partners but can touch yourself while you look at them.
by NotSean123 August 03, 2020
The increased sex couples have as a result of sheltering-in. Unfortunately, there is evidence the virus may be present in bodily fluids. Covid-19, Coronavirus, shelter-in, Covid, sex, intercourse, President Trump, vaccine, nursing home, emergency room, the virus, stimulus, Trumper, Trump army, Covid and chill
by joecoolthefool May 09, 2020
by Uncle Spandy January 07, 2022
Evolved offshoots of the COVID-19 virus, they often have long ass names but most are named some random Sci-Fi star-trek transformer codename shit like omicron or xbb. Some covid variants can even come from other covid variants, covidception.
"I'm infected with COVID Variant Omega-XN.Z/83Y.3/9-Omicron 273XB, i heard it makes you have diarrhea and shit blood."
by flopgaming October 09, 2023