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Covid Rich

The day you receive your quarantine check from the government.
Dude let's have a party tonight I am Covid Rich. I aint gonna pay my rent but we can drink a lot booze and smoke a lot of tree with the money Uncle Sam sent me today.
by Rough writer June 17, 2020
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Covid-shot

When you don't tell a bitch you have covid and you cum in her throat
Covid-shot
"oh man, I gave her that covid-shot last night and it nocked her out"
by Pa56srt123 November 16, 2021
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Covid jumping

Going from place to place to avoid infection hot spots or government lockdowns.
Is Jenna around?

Nah, she's Covid jumping in Europe.
by Shuaman September 20, 2020
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covid

by hi69420 January 26, 2022
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Covid Flaps

Referring to the plastic or PVC transparent door curtains most commonly found at the entrance to varying commercial and public spaces. Although initially designed to keep out unwanted insects , in the age of the global pandemic, these curtains or "flaps" encourage a significantly higher risk of viral contagion due to their large surface area which, by design, requires the skin contact of the hand, arm or in some cases face in order to operate.

Due to the inherent dankness of such threshold systems in the topical context has led to their addition to the cannon of COVID related catch phrases.

First coined in Wellington, New Zealand in late 2020 by local social personality, Rohanah Sos.
"Don't touch the Covid Flaps, Honey"
by clemfandango July 17, 2021
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covid relief

An oxymoron where by a person is promised support or relief, but in fact, they receive nothing. Covid relief is typically promised to those who are in dire need of support. The person promising covid relief never has intentions of giving relief. And, thus, the person expecting it can be strung along continously by mearly saying, "Just wait! Its coming!" The person waiting, being desperate, will cling to hope knowing no one could be so cruel as to continually promise covid relief.

Covid relief is a tactic used by politicians as a way to drive out competition. They will promise covid relief, allow a small business to fail, then replace the small business with one they have a vested interest.
Congressman Dorney Clark promised covid relief to a local restaurant while investing in a competitive restaurant chain located next door.
by Iamthecat32 December 12, 2020
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COVID raise

What you get when you're finally back to the pay you earned pre-COVID.
Hey guys, my employer just gave me a COVID raise, so I can finally quit working 3 jobs to cover my expenses and bills!
by Curvychic78 October 7, 2020
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