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courtney

A courtney is a creepy hobo that lives in an alleyway and has a fondness for Michael Buble and interpretive dance. They are usually very nice but will tackle you if irritated. They often wear trenchcoats.
OMG! look the courtney is wearing a trashbag!

the courtney and I danced in a kickline to Haven't Met You Yet. It was awesome.
by petermacintosh October 18, 2010
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courtesy sniff

The act of sniffing a fart after having previously been warned of the fart.
Mike: Damn, I farted.
James: *sniff* damn that smells like ass. courtesy sniff like a mutha fucka
by mike9 March 8, 2007
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courtesy flush

when you are taking a dump and it smells really bad you flush so it keeps the room from smelling like ass
John gave a courtesy flush halfway through his dump.
by laxbruh12 October 12, 2009
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Courtney

Someone that is very sexy and beautiful. Loves to party and be with handsome guys . Also has big boobs and a nice body.
Wow my bro chris got himself a nice girl she's definitely a Courtney!
by Wrestler172 September 12, 2011
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cortel

a batil boy who likes sajor and always paly with his tux batman batman
by ZX2 November 2, 2003
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Courtesy Flush

when your using the bathroom at a department store and theres double stalls your goin #2 and you decide your not gonna give up after one terd so you flush the toilet after every terd to keep the stench down
i was out at walmart takin a dump and i had to do a Courtesy Flush becuase i let off 3 danks
by stewie for govenror October 15, 2009
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Courtney

someone obsessed with duct tape, pirating movies, playing water polo, the color grey, and eating.

a courtney is recognized by the smell of chlorine, amazing bed hair, black/grey/athletic clothing, and random outbursts of, "Do you remember in Final Destination 3, when that goth chick got shot in the head 20 times by a staple gun."

she spends her school days at del campo, lunchtimes with her friends, afterschool with water polo and sleeping, nights with computer and eventually sleep, and weekends with fun activities and church,
That's such a Courtney.
by angstypirate94 October 21, 2008
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