Mommy baked cookie

The absolute best type of cookie concievable... and it just so happens it's made by your mum

hey bro canz i have that cookie?

No way fucker, this is a mommy baked cookie

aww man...

Mommy baked cookie by Trapdoor March 5, 2009

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Warm Oatmeal Cookie

The fond, pleasurable memories of your grandmother while engaging in sexual intercourse.

After several minutes of lackluster sex, the Warm Oatmeal Cookie flashed in Jonnie's mind.

Warm Oatmeal Cookie by Wasthatabear March 18, 2017

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doing a rookie cookie

basically when you are a fucking loser cunt in bed and you can't please your wife for shit, you fat pisshole.

Melanie told me that her loser husband Bob was doing a rookie cookie, so i did her instead.

doing a rookie cookie by CockBlock29 June 12, 2018

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Burn your cookies

let out all your tears and cry, you fat whore

"Burn your cookies girl"

Burn your cookies by JOEMAMASFAT November 9, 2019

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Momma's Cooking

When Kwame Brown talks out the truth whether the opposition wants to hear it or not.

Kwame Brown just served Stephen A Smith with Momma's Cooking on his YouTube. "Stephen A. Why Was You At Them Colleges & Why Was You At Them High Schools Boy?"

Momma's Cooking by That Madness July 12, 2021

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poison mushroom cookie

a cookie from the popular game cookie run: kingdom! they are very cute.

me: "hey have u seen poison mushroom cookie? they are so cute!!!"
other person: "i agree they are precious!!!"

poison mushroom cookie by GamerStar September 30, 2021

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Dark Enchantress Cookie

Some old hag from cookie run kingdom

"Bro dark enchantress cookie is so menacing"
"Ikr"

Dark Enchantress Cookie by emperorbelos April 7, 2022

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