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Coffee

Somebody who has been coffed, or the beneficiary of a coffer
by toastedwater December 2, 2021
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coffee hour

the hour you take coffe 11-12
by soso_chraibz123gurl May 14, 2020
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Gæ Coffee

Literally exactly what it sounds like. Coffee for gæ people.
P1: what're you drinking?
P2: just some gæ coffee.
by qu_inn April 10, 2021
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Peruvian Coffee

A way of describing a terrible, awful stench coming from a certain person or animal. Often used to insult someone who doesn't take showers or care about personal hygiene. This term has nothing to do with Peruvian people or their culture. It also has nothing to do with the coffee itself other than it's smell.
Did you just go for a swim in a septic tank, you smell like Peruvian Coffee!
by ugaatl September 8, 2025
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coffee clever

Someone who likes to get high on coffee and knows which coffee to drink in the morning and in the afternoon without getting overly stoned
Look at that girl! I reckon she is coffee clever!
by carrotcurry August 15, 2019
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coffee

coffee is made from a certain animal shit and frozen and chip to pieces to the size of a senzu bean and froze stiff with nitrogen and do not defrost. it is later grounded into coffee ground and poured hot water through it to drink in the morning or to stay away for the beneficial effect of staying up or waking up or warming up in the winter time. it is heated to body temperature degrees like normally shit would be when it comes out of someone ass and drop into cool toilet water and flush down the system. it started in ireland as an fine irish drink but made its way to america and columbia and people add everything to it to make it taste good but some people just like their coffee jet black for some reason.
i got the coffee brewing for you baby, i know how much you love your cup of joe in the morning.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022
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Coffee

Come… Over… For… FreeEarlyEnergy!
Would you like to come over? Coffee? Ok come over for free early energy!
by Don Ash January 5, 2022
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