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Chode broker

A chode broker is one who partakes in the buying and selling of chodes, in some cases for financial gain.
Person 1: Dude, I just hooked up with your ex girlfriend!

Person 2: Dude, you know what you are? You're a chode broker.
by peetypablo January 1, 2012
mugGet the Chode brokermug.

Chode-Code

The rythmic sound of the testicles slapping the ass of your partner during sexual intercourse.
"I could only hear the sound of chode- code echoing through the halls of the apartment complex."
"I know chode -code."
"The sound of his dick was like chode-code against her ass."
by BreeNiss November 18, 2017
mugGet the Chode-Codemug.

twinkle chode

a gay person who has a chode
that dude over their looks like a total twinkle chode
by icandance April 28, 2010
mugGet the twinkle chodemug.

Chode Road

A "chode road", is a road or street where frat houses are. People in frats are chodes, hence the name "chode road."
Bro are you going to the party tonight?
The one on chode road?!
Yeah!
by SnackLord December 26, 2016
mugGet the Chode Roadmug.

a fork in the chode

The strange occurrence of a man with a very small penis going to go to the toilet and finding that he urinates in two different directions. Etymology: "a fork in the road" + "chode"
Bob: My mate's knob is so small, and not only that but he gets a fork in the chode like every time he goes to bathroom.

Rob: That's so disgusting, but weird, and actually kind of arousing.
by TheFoulestBeastOfThemAll October 30, 2011
mugGet the a fork in the chodemug.

chode load

A load of sperm from a person with a chode finishing after having sex or jerking off
That kid mike lindsey gave off a huge chode load to that fat chick last night.
by mikelindseyAKRONOHIO330 February 21, 2010
mugGet the chode loadmug.

Mr. Chode

Mr. Chode is the kind of person that you would find scrounging your basement floors for a can of SpaghettiOs or looking at your beautiful newborn daughter through the downstairs windows. A Mr. Chode is often blonde short and likes football.
"That guy over there won't stop looking at your daughter, be careful he looks like a Mr. Chode.
by Muffinstuffer14 May 25, 2016
mugGet the Mr. Chodemug.

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