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All the faggots live in California !!!
by Faggot April 11, 2004
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Facebook Californian

Someone from california who joins a group/becomes a fan of a large number of California related things just to show off that he/she is from California. This person is also one of the few people in California that actually uses the word"cali" and not as a joke to make fun of out-of-staters trying to sound cool.
bob: Alyssa just joined "I am from california therefore I am automatically cooler than you", "In-n-out...it's a cali thing", "we got more bounce in california", "In california we dont have snowdays, we have fireweeks" and "blah blah blah in california/it's a cali thing"

john: She's a facebook californian
by 8888883383555454 March 21, 2010
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california

A Mexican Infested gun grabbing communist pile of steaming dogshit.
Guy A: So where you from?
Guy B: This Shitty ass pile of crap mexican hole. Sometimes called California.
by Shitty Mc Shit February 6, 2008
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Californiacation

n. (cali-fOrn~ea-kay-shen): the idea or theology in which becomes more importance than the greater belief and becomes tangible.
Dream of californiacation.
by Natural Selection July 12, 2012
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california

A State full of homosexual ROMANS who worship Satan.

It's funny they make the outrageous claim of being "tree huggers" and yet they've chopped down every tree in sight and all that's left is to do is shoot eachother on the freeway.

They also make the outrageous claims of being enlightened,rational,tolerant etc.

Yet if you disagree with them they'll fuckin cap your ass.

And oh yeah they also say guns are bad.
haha haha hahah haha ha...
by Peter Griffin March 10, 2005
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Difficult Californian

An individual who is from California, most likely to be female, that migrates to another State to prey on the local peoples. They tend to get involved romantically with someone that is in that State. Because of their ties to California, they would rather not be in the new State. So after warming up to their prey, they decide to break their heart and leave. After leaving they try to deny all feelings they expressed in that State as if nothing ever happened. Resulting in emotional distress in both the Californian and the prey.

Beware to those that are Asian, clever, has a nice body, or name is Brandon (especially Brandon, studies have shown they have a thing for Brandon's)
Difficult Californian: Good thing there is a 3 hour timezone difference between us!

Person: What it is 5 hours. Your ridiculous!!

Difficult Californian: Shut-up your stupid.*HICCUP* Excuse me.

Person: Man its like clockwork.
by Igrowcows March 2, 2010
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California Dime

A girl who is attractive, but nothing special.
Many girls in California are attractive, but because many attractive girls live there they are nothing special. (i.e. California Dime)
by Syedogood June 19, 2011
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