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by elaboratescanner04 October 11, 2023
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Crap shoot

An evolution of the word crap chute; English slang for the ceramic toilet. Only in today’s case it is often referred to flushing money on games of chance.
Sexual reproduction is nothing more than a genetic crap shoot.
by Oshra October 13, 2018
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Crap

A pile of turds or crap.
That is some huge crap!
by WordMasterMan April 21, 2020
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crap table

Refers to any debris-cluttered horizontal-topped item of furniture normally used for dining, writing/drawing, repairing/constructing, etc.
You can often tell the difference between a bachelor-pad and a couple/family-apartment simply by glancing around to observe how stuff is arranged --- if there's a lady in the house, everything will generally be neat and orderly, whereas a guy who lives alone will likely have at least one crap table where the flotsam and jetsam of typical everyday single-dude existence tends to gravitate to and then never see the light of day for months... he simply tosses his randomly-acquired tidbits there because at the time the items seem too precious/possibly-useful to discard, but then when he eventually has to rummage through his "treasures" to find some solitary item he put there six months ago, he face-palmingly wonders why he ever held onto most of the crap in the first place (extra points if he thought to drag over a wastebasket before beginning his "attack" on the pile).
by QuacksO February 5, 2018
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crap session

like taking a dump right after eating a burrito, but lasts 30 minutes.
Jane: Whats joe doing? He's taking way too long!
John: He's just having a relaxing crap session
by thekeytoyoursucesss October 8, 2017
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Crap hat

Crap hat- A person or thing named Scarlett
Scarlett Forte ate my slug heads! CRAP HAT!🙄
by Chicken.wings May 23, 2021
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crap turkey

A turkey with such a bad smell it is literally a pile of crap. Also could be used as a insult not in realtion to smell.
You are such a crap turkey stop it!
by Fred The Camel May 2, 2016
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