Crap cake

A sex move in which the male shits in the females vagina and pushes it in with his dick.

Jenny and Chad performed a Crap Cake the other day.

by Llama66 October 16, 2019

Crap on boot

To be treated with the same contempt and loathing as crap on someone's boot. This is normally in the work environment.

"Do you feel well looked after in your job"
"Not really, just Crap on boot"

by Kill_crazy January 23, 2024

Crap battle

A contest where 2 people try to crap as hard as possible.

I think the second guy won the crap battle his crap was bigger.

by Tooftreef September 17, 2023

batch of crap

refrence to someones visual appearance

GIRL1:Wooaaahh how ugly does she look?
GIRL2:Worse than a batch of crap!

by guesswhhhoo?? December 06, 2008

crap pockets

when your doing laundry and your jeans are full of things you've never seen before

crap pockets -
"hmm what's this ... this wasn't my fortune cookie slip ... how the hell?"
"hmm what's this ... a button in my pocket? ... how the hell?"
"hmm what's this ... $20!... oh wait ... it's one of those fake bills ... really?"

by BLAhaBLAha March 19, 2010

Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap

my theory is that (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) isn't working on (ANALOG HORROR) because (SEXUAL REASON)!!! surely this wont make every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable!
(makes every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable)
GRR... HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE GET UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE I SEXUALIZE (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) FOR NOT WORKING ON (ANALOG HORROR)!!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY WILL LET ME SEXUALIZE MINORS!!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO REACT!!!

Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap is WEIRD!!!

by 1willwoodfan0 May 30, 2023

Upper Craps

An illegal dice game where a player puts money in a pot depending on the max bet; there are 5s, 10s, and double games. The first person to roll a 7 or 11 starts the game and calls a number to roll. The amount of money he put in is the number of rolls he gets. If the player doesn't roll the number he wants, the player with the second most amount of money in the pot tries to roll the number the other player called out. This then repeats until one player takes the pot . If all players can't roll the number the rotation restarts, then it's one roll for each player. A five game where the max bet is five, a 10 game where the max bet is 10, and a double is where all players put in 10 and it's one roll each. This game is usually played in upper Sandusky ohio

I won 40 bucks in upper craps today!

by Bigtityfart January 25, 2025