Covid coitus

The increased sex couples have as a result of sheltering-in. Unfortunately, there is evidence the virus may be present in bodily fluids. Covid-19, Coronavirus, shelter-in, Covid, sex, intercourse, President Trump, vaccine, nursing home, emergency room, the virus, stimulus, Trumper, Trump army, Covid and chill
The Covid coitus has been great, but now I think I might actually have the virus.
by joecoolthefool May 09, 2020
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a covid nap

when it's covid times and you're exhausted.
dont bother him, hes taking a covid nap.
by edeninoctober January 09, 2021
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COVID CATFISH

When someone uses their COVID FACE to lure in lovers knowing damn well they ain't cute under that mask.
I have to call Nev, because I was COVID CATFISHED by that guy I met on OnlyFans.
by VERISSA SHOMO September 10, 2020
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COVIDance

When you are at a gentleman's club and buy a private dance, but the dancer doesn't get within three feet of you.
"Was the VIP room any good?"

"Nah, she gave me a COVIDance. "
by Doc_X September 21, 2020
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COVIDance

When you're at a gentleman's club, get a private dance, and the dancer doesn't even get within 3 ft of you.
"Was the VIP room any good?"

"Nah, she gave me a COVIDance. "
by Doc_X September 21, 2020
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Covid Toe

Proof that my friends are idiots
Hey Ryandid you have that Covid toe?
by Uncle Spandy January 07, 2022
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COVID Variant

Evolved offshoots of the COVID-19 virus, they often have long ass names but most are named some random Sci-Fi star-trek transformer codename shit like omicron or xbb. Some covid variants can even come from other covid variants, covidception.
"I'm infected with COVID Variant Omega-XN.Z/83Y.3/9-Omicron 273XB, i heard it makes you have diarrhea and shit blood."
by flopgaming October 09, 2023
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