Covid-19

A new virus that has spread across the globe, and in some cases life threatening.

Guy 1:Hey dude, did you see how much the cases rose from yesterday from Covid-19
Guy 2: Yeah I know man, this shits dangerous, let's go grab our masks.

by anonymous December 4, 2020

covid era

in the year of the COVID-19 pandemic

Operation Vaxmonger rushed into producing tens of millions of vaccines during the covid era

by timlight December 17, 2020

Covid-🧛 ♂️

When there is disagreement among vampirologists whether the bloodsucking undead are corona-proof; and if they do, what are the odds that they could infect their victims?

While vampires aren’t strictly banned in some parts of the dark world, authorities are debating whether they’d still be allowed to roam their neighborhood due to Covid-🧛 ♂️ concerns.

by Covido November 21, 2020

Safe and Versatile, COVID style

A sexual act (Typically Straight Sex), similar to basic regular sex, but the 2 partners wear masks and special gloves.
The two may do things as usual or different. Some people may retain performing oral sex such as kissing or licking, while others may not.
While the two wear masks and gloves, one person may lower his/her mask down below the chin in order to perform oral sex, or the person may keep his/her mask on and not perform oral sex.
Another person would probably not wear gloves, but would wear a mask, and either lower it down below the chin or not

She said she has tried Safe and Versatile, COVID style before

by PK1611 August 28, 2022

Covid Science

1. When you just make stuff up that sounds good. So that people will believe it.
2. Untested opinions.

I am building a weather machine, but it's all Covid Science until I do some test runs.

by Khasy March 29, 2025

Covid-📱

When there have never been so many public queries worldwide on the coronavirus to the authorities, as millions of infected people seek direction and admission into hospitals, and millions of others dialed to inquire about unemployment benefits and corona assistance for folded-up businesses.

Guesstimate how many Covid-📱calls were made globally during the lockdowns, as the number of infections and deaths show no signs of abating.

by MathPlus November 28, 2020

Covid-🇦🇷

When Argentina imposed the “millionaires’ tax” on its wealthiest citizens, which numbers around 12,000, to help pay for medical supplies and relief for businesses impacted by Covid-19.

Taxing the rich further, which the Opposition called “confiscatory” seems to be a first step for Argentinians to recover from Covid-🇦🇷, as the money raised from the “one-off” levy would also help the poor and fund scholarships.

by Covido January 29, 2021