When a girl makes a guy eat her beaver after she has been using a public toilet and hasn't wiped and then slaps him in the face and says, "Who is your Canadian momma, Bitch!?"
Guy 1: "So, I heard about Janet showing you Canada's History. "
Guy 2: "How did you hear about that?!"
Guy 2: "How did you hear about that?!"
by janevonboo February 10, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A one time a year sex act. During the third period of the seventh game of the Stanley Cup finals. Maple syrup is poured from a Stanley Cup replica onto the ass of your partner. The partner is then spanked with Moose antlers while singing "O Canada". If the antler sticks, a blow job ensues until climax , when the ejaculate is mixed with the maple syrup to release the stuck antler.(also called "pulling the goalie").
Remember the time we did "Canada's History" and you forgot to "pull the goalie"?
No. It's been so long since a Canadian team has played for the Stanley Cup.
No. It's been so long since a Canadian team has played for the Stanley Cup.
by Colbert's sheep February 10, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by TRG6969 December 31, 2017
Get the Canadamug. to lay on your back on the hide of a moose, smack yourself in the genitals repeatedly with a stanley cup, masturbate with maple syrup till you burst bloody ejaculation on yourself in the shape of an oakleaf
by Bert Ephen February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. by lifeisapartyandimthepinata November 17, 2019
Get the Canada with youmug. Canada isn't a country but a theme park the money looks like something you could get at a fair and their passports glow in the dark Canada is also home to the rare species known as a gamer girl
"Canada is a theme park"
by beagle bee June 7, 2021
Get the Canadamug. A campground close to Morrisburgh,ON.
by Dandras Anderson June 13, 2014
Get the Upper Canada Migratory Bird Sanctuarymug.