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I can't fucking breathe

Something that somebody says when somebody posts an unfunny GIF on twitter, when their face hasn't changed at all.
Person 1: posts GIF
Person 2: OMG I can't fucking breathe!
Also Person 2: :|
by i am going to go commit oxygen October 12, 2019
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The Breath Of Versailles

What I call people who know this following phrase: "Achilles, the sound engineer, born by hand and killed fee and so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest".
Person 1: Hey..do you know the Spartan's prayer?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...I will call you The Breath Of Versailles.
by TheGravelDesign January 5, 2025
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The Breath Of Versailles

What I call homo-sapiens who are consensual.
Person 1: Are you consensual?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are now "The Breath Of Versailles".
by TheGravelOfAnEstrada January 10, 2025
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Diarrhea breath

The sensation of your digestive system gases going up to your breath. It usually happens if you have a stomach ache.
I never saw a person ever talk about diarrhea breath and there's no page talking about it so I'm the one who's going to do it
by Ivv October 27, 2017
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Vagisil breath

When your lady wakes up next to you and then tells YOU that your breath smells like rotten pussy.
Babe you have vagisil breath get a mint
by Jeff011387 March 13, 2024
mugGet the Vagisil breathmug.

The Breath Of Versailles

What I call rapists.
Dude 1: Hey bro, are you a rapist?
Dude 2: Hell yes, bro, I am "The Breath Of Versailles".
by TheGravelOfAVersaillian December 28, 2024
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Enlightened breath

by nonicknameyet January 6, 2024
mugGet the Enlightened breathmug.

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