early bird

One who ejaculates early during sex.

Daughter:Early bird.
Father:What?
Daughter:You came too soon!

by puppethead July 24, 2008

Ghetto Bird

-Black girls who are just to damn loud and get outta control.

Whoa! Easy now GHETTO BIRD, just calm down.

by Chris Sanchez November 3, 2006

bird feeder

A cock that gets lot's of cock sucking action from birds (chix).

EVERY chick,
wants to suck MY dick.
I call it the bird feeder.

by Sex ED July 28, 2006

Dirty Bird

A sexual act involving 1 girl and 5 guys. The first guy will lay on the edge of a bed. The girl will sit on top of him, back to him, taking it in the ass. The next guy will plow her vagina from the front, making careful that he doesn't touch the first guy's legs. Dude #3 and 4 will each be receiving a hand job on either side of the girl. The last guy must mount the girls mouth, most likely standing on the bed.

Hey man, we totally dirty birded that girl yesterday.

by LoVAATheCOCK October 11, 2010

Purple Bird

A pejorative term used by ignorant and jealous white people form Bozeman Montana for the Afro-American penis

"She don't fuck with white boys 'cause she got the purple bird squawking on her shoulder yo!"

by N8tureboy April 15, 2012

Bird boxing

To blindfold one's self to prevent seeing the less than attractive evening partner.

You know that girl from the bar I took home. Yeah I knew I was going to be bird boxing her.

by Troznox December 28, 2018

shit bird

White trash, Skeez, deadbeat, and/or an asshole.

Look at that wife-beating, mother-fucking, sloppily-drunken shit bird

by Nick February 8, 2003