Dusty Batting Glove

The use of surgical gloves on the hands while masturbating. Grip the shaft with one hand and shove a thumb up the rectum with the other. When executed correctly, it appears you are gripping a baseball bat.

Dude, I walked in the bathroom and Garth was giving himself a Dusty Batting Glove.

by Dusty Definition Guy September 3, 2012

One bat

when someone is to give a 'one bat' they hit someone with the back of their hand really hard.

A ruthless smack on the face.

in eastenders when Ronnie gives Janine the 'one bat' and falls to the ground in one hit.

by Duno Qwarmz what u sayin! July 30, 2010

Bat The Shit

Meaning to sit in one spot with other people and have a very long conversation about dumb shit

"Me and my dad sat on the porch and bat the shit all afternoon."

by Francois Van Horn May 15, 2021

Bat

A nickname for a bottle of Bacardi, relating to the picture of a bat, the animal, on Bacardi’s logo.

“Hey, come sip some of this bat with me.”

by Rad Raddish December 9, 2018

bunnies and bats

The year 2023

The bunnies and bats project

by Acylos The Silver Predator July 26, 2023

bedroom bats

When a naked man stretchs his scrotum, batwings like.

i went back to this man's place last night and he greated me with bedroom bats.

by -OB December 29, 2020

bat stick

Batman's schlong blessed by Lady Justice

'Stick that bat stick up in me Mr. Batman!' moaned Mary Jane.

by chickenmcnuggets6968 February 6, 2023