adopt me bruh

adopt me? more like drop me

Pet: dude your hand stinks drop me
luisgamercool23: ok *throws to river*
in this conclusion, adopt me bruh

by urbandictionaryisprettycursed June 20, 2021

Bruh

Bruh

Person 1: HELP DUDE MY MOM IS DYING

Person 2: Bruh

by Master chief Spartan 117 March 14, 2021

Bruh Sky

The biggest Jobber you will find in discord. He is everywhere, and no matter what he's doing or when you see him, he is jobbing. His lifestyle is playing shitty games and jobbing.

Kaz: Hey bro, have you seen Bruh Sky?

Banjo: Yeah. He just lost 5-0 to Jeff!

by Chinese Monkey 666 May 26, 2021

Bruh Moment

The sex position of which your partner stands on a stepping stool to give you a blow job

Person 1: Jenny gave me the old "Bruh Moment" last night
Person 2: Grandpa, mom died 2 years ago

by meesajarjarbinks May 24, 2020

bruh

contributes nothing to a conversation

bruh

by CEO of big pp August 3, 2020

Bruh My Bruh

Friend who are closer to you more than family. Celebrated in the month of May by sending gifts to each other, especially recognized to those who don't celebrate father's day due to growing without a father figure.!

Bruh my Bruh how you living theses days.

by MrBann May 3, 2024

Bruh

Used to describe the disappointment of the speaker, to comfort the listener their disappointment, or to emphasize the speaker's opinion on an event or an object. It is not used in a situation where the speaker feels a deep letdown, such as a serious promise broken by the other side.

1. Good Use:
Speaker 1: "And I just lost a 1v1. Damnit"
Speaker 2: "That match is so brutal bruh."

2. Not Good Use:
Speaker 1: "Mom I unfortunately got a C-"
Speaker 2: "Bruh, why?"

by A21nwhtrhj69 February 14, 2025