Batting Practice

An act in which a man takes out his erect penis and slaps their partner in the face.

Male: "Welcome to Batting Practice."
*slap*

by dxjtg September 19, 2021

Bat Wing

The booger that gets stuck in the front corner part of your nostril facing inward.

Sarah "Damn it was hard work getting that bat wing out of my nose."
Jillian "Yeah I hate how they stretch across in a triangle shape and make your nose feel all funny."

by SlowLikeHoney August 14, 2008

Bat

Basic ass Bitch

That Hoe A Bat

by LuxuryBoy February 13, 2014

capturing a bat

A generic, unverifiable excuse to be late.

I'm capturing a bat. I might be late to work.

by ValidExcuses August 1, 2018

spread-bat

Like spread eagle, but upside down.

Bruce hung from the rafters with arms and legs extended in spread-bat position, waiting for The Joker to bring him more Queso-flavored Ruffles.

by Rob April 28, 2023

Flange bat

Female flailer

The flange bat made a mess of the living room in 10 minutes.
(see the word flange as it means cunt in your dictionary)

by Betty Beefcake April 30, 2024

bearded bat

A hairy penis.

"He told me he doesn't like bearded bat caves."
"What'd you do?"
"Punched him in the bearded bat."

by whalesgoaooarooaroo December 31, 2015