Fudge chomper

Fudge eater- someone who eats shit for their sexual satisfaction. Something your mum does. When your dad is out. With the turds your dog lays out.

"Dude, I think your mum is a fudge chomper, she has shit around her mouth."

by Uri Bent My Cock. January 31, 2015

gone off fudge cake

When you leave fudge cake out too long and it goes moldy.

The gone off fudge cake tastes like shit.

by Debskelly1985 April 2, 2023

fudge doodle sticks

A parent approved way to say f**k

Child:f**k
Parent:you can’t say that
Child: fudge doodle sticks !

by Spongebob7c January 23, 2020

Alabama fudge cruncher

Only in Alabama it is when a person rolls a freshly released turd and roasted honey peanuts and gives it to somebody to ingest

Hey Billy remember how Mrs Johnson gave me an f on my science test well I gave her a good old Alabama fudge cruncher just to show her how appreciative I am.

by Goochflaps December 29, 2023

white and brown fudge swirly twist cheese flip

described as a man ejaculating into a womans anus as the woman has diarrhea, then proceeding to twist and rotate inside the womans anus then creating a white and brown sludge of smelly chocolate and semen, Then proceeding to scoop it out with a cheese flip and then comsuming their delicous "white and brown fudge swirly twist cheese flip"

person 1 "i had a great time with my girlfriend last night, she even let me make a white and brown fudge swirly twist cheese flip!"
person 2 "sick bro"

by Skizzzzer January 6, 2024

Mexican Fudge

To heat your fecal matter up to 247 degrees Fahrenheit and brand a person’s nipple, cow style.

Mike: “Do you want to try Mexican Fudge tonight?”
John: “After I eat my empanadas!”

by MasPet March 27, 2024

keebler fudge

when your fucking raw, and 90 degree shit gets on your shaft and tip, and some on your ball hair.

tom got keebler fudge all over my cock.

by Joshua Ames November 9, 2020