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bi once, cry often

Refers to where --- merely out of curiosity --- you initially dabble in same-gender romance on just a single occasion, but then all of da local drag queens and other gender-indefinite weirdos descend on you for "solace 'n' smooches".
Da first word in da term "bi once, cry often" can also be realistically altered to be spelled da same way as da original "purchase something of good quality and it will last a lifetime, and thus da only thing dat you will ever feel unhappy about regarding said item is its high price" ditty --- if you actually "take da moocher-enabler plunge" and BUY a single item for a budget-impaired individual, said favored spendthrift will immediately crow about his unexpected windfall to his fellow local deadbeat no-accounts, and then you'll soon have all of THEM swarming around you either looking for cash handouts or begging you to buy THEM desired objects, as well.
by QuacksO July 21, 2021
mugGet the bi once, cry oftenmug.

Bis Bis

Damn dude you have Bis Bis
by PlayReAlFix11 July 30, 2023
mugGet the Bis Bismug.

Ur Parents bi

Its used by people which dont know how to play the game
Me: ur mom gay
Steve: ur dad lesbian
Me: ur granny tranny
Steve: ur grandpap a trap
Me: ur sister a mister
Steve: ur parents bi
Everyone: Wtf steve, was that supposed to be an insult?
Steve: *kills himself*
by Donald Jack Trump March 18, 2018
mugGet the Ur Parents bimug.

Bi-adjacent

According to my boyfriend Miguel, bi adjacent is like being pansexual
Oh yeah; Chessy is bi-adjacent. She is an equal opportunity slut
by garlicygirl June 23, 2022
mugGet the Bi-adjacentmug.

bi slut muffin

A bisexual person from Lansing who is so tired of dealing with the locals that she's ready to take life by the throat and finger bang it into submission.
"Damn, that girl is really going all out on that group of S&M Jesuits from Ohio. Who is that?"

"Oh, that's my bi slut muffin."
by romanxxv October 18, 2022
mugGet the bi slut muffinmug.

Bi-hacking

Trying to force yourself into being attracted to a gender that you currently aren’t into. Mainly by watching appropriate porn.
“Yeah, I’m watching gay porn right now to bi-hack myself”
You know bi-hacking doesn’t really work, don’t you?!”
by MrJodok December 12, 2023
mugGet the Bi-hackingmug.

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