When someone unintentionally self-sabotages themselves on a date by being overly sensitive about a food/drink choice made by their dining companion
“Listen Miles, if they want to drink merlot, we’re drinking Merlot.”
“No, if anyone orders Merlot, I’m leaving, I AM NOT drinking any FUCKING MERLOT!”
“Okay relax Miles, fine no merlot. Don’t pull a nervous Thomas Jefferson.”
“No, if anyone orders Merlot, I’m leaving, I AM NOT drinking any FUCKING MERLOT!”
“Okay relax Miles, fine no merlot. Don’t pull a nervous Thomas Jefferson.”
by Thomasjefferson15 July 12, 2022
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thomas igneous rock is a rock who is often sick from cancer, lung cancer, ball cancer, cancer cancer and other cancer. he likes the sad game splatoon thats really bad also kinda dead. thomas will die so be careful.
is that the igneous rock who gets different cancers every day and likes that disgusting game splatoon
ew thats a thomas igneous rock
ew thats a thomas igneous rock
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