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hair knotzes

When your hair is been taken over and becomes unruly causing knots and causing horrible unspeakable things to happen to one's hair like how the nazis cause havoc .
Wow the hair knotzes have done a number on your hair
The hair knotzes make brushing my hair.... grrrr I hate knots HAIR KNOTZES
by jinxjax January 9, 2020
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Gyan Hair

A specific hair style to attract someone of the opposite gender, thus creating strong sexual tension.
He had the Gyan Hair back in highschool.
by Ahlpheiss January 31, 2016
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Sonata Hair

similar to sex hair, this is what happens to one when one indulges in the playing or listening to of a sonata. see also: Percy Grainger/ Ludwig Van Beethoven
Wow man, I just got done shredding up some Bach and I got some wicked Sonata hair!

That music history class gave me sonata hair...
by Lord Half and Half November 18, 2009
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hair fiasco

The sad outcome when you have your inexperienced best friend dye your hair after a shared bottle of lambrusco.
Last night Sunshine and I tried to dye my hair medium brown but it ended up as a hair fiasco pink because we got distracted watching Troy and left the solution in too long.
by Lou from Louisiana June 25, 2008
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Knob hair

The name given to a pubic hair in which slips under ones foreskin and causes excruciating pain.
*guy shrieks* what’s up bro?
Knob hair man!”
by Niggashyper August 20, 2018
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grandfather hair

A man’s longest pubic hair, the one that started to grow in first. For girls, this would be their grandmother hair.

Traditionally cut off and eaten in a last meal in specific First Nations culture, in soup or stew to celebrate the growth and life of the individual. In First Nations culture they call it Igrabaara (longevity follicle).
Example 1

Girl: Let’s get freaky tonight, babe!
Boy: Then you’ve gotta bite off my grandfather hair!
Girl: Yes, daddy! I’ll do anything you say!

Example 2

Our grandpa, Ikiiolio, is celebrating his final hours tonight, and is having his Igrabaara stew for dinner, as part of tradition.
by weenielover1939 April 14, 2019
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Pineapple Hairs

The name for the green leaves on top of a pineapple.
Anix: Those pineapple hairs look amazing!!

French_rxses: I know right!!
by lenourals June 16, 2020
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