The Covid Test

It's a nasal sex position that's like face fucking, but for your nasal cavity and using your 8 inch covid stick of course. Not as deep as "the lobotomy" tho.

Nowhere near deep enough, but it's up there.

"Ugh it was damn near tickling my brain"
"Ah so you got the covid test too?"
"Yeah, I tried blowing my nose afterwards for relief but there was too much for regular tissues and I think some of it leaked down my throat."

"Wait...what???"

by Kitcattictac420 October 4, 2021

COVID TAX

WHEN ALL THE PRICE GONE UP ON FOOD, CLOTHES, DELIVERY AND SERVICES INCLUDING ADULT SERVICES SINCE COVID LOCKDOWN HAPPENED.

AND ALL BUSINESSES BLAME COVID FOR WHY THE PRICES WENT UP!

Mate, I went to get some services done but I got hit with a covid tax!

by Nancy Neehow! October 27, 2021

COVID-21

A new disease which certainly will appear in late December 2021, then the WHO will declare it a pandemic in 2 weeks.

"COVID-21 is now a pandemic, return to online learning, close all workplaces, cancel all events!"

by LikeXD31 March 12, 2021

COVID

Media induced placebo amplification of the common cold supported with fake diagnostic tools called pcr and antigen tests.

I got COVID it was so bad. My friends dads friends brothers grand father died of COVID. I know someone who died of COVID.

by randomtruths February 9, 2022

Covid Joiner

Covid Joiner is the definition of newfag

You're fucking Covid Joiner, stop talking shit.

by czSmoG_ September 18, 2021

Covid kilos

Any weight, either physical or mental, gained during 2020.

I need to shred the covid kilos.

by Rufus Gristle February 20, 2021

COVID raise

What you get when you're finally back to the pay you earned pre-COVID.

Hey guys, my employer just gave me a COVID raise, so I can finally quit working 3 jobs to cover my expenses and bills!

by Curvychic78 October 7, 2020