Hippity Hoppity Your Life is now my Property

???: You wanna hear a joke?
Me: Yes...
???: Hippity Hoppity Your Life is now my Property!
Me: Not if I don't have one!
(Drowns in Frog Swamp)

by jpxfrd123 November 4, 2019

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make your dad buy you starbucks day

October 13 is National make your dad buy you starbucks day! a national holiday that is fun for all kids and teens...

Hey Billy!

Hey Sarah!

Did you know today is national make your dad buy you starbucks day?-Billy
I did not! Thanks for telling me! I am going to make my dad buy it for me right now!-sarah

by thedopequeeen October 7, 2018

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National give away your hoodie day(s)

The days September 24 and 25 are national give your hoodie to someone! The 24th, girls give boys their hoodies and the 25 , boys it’s your turn. Give someone you care about your sweater and make them happy :) #Love

I Love #national give away your hoodie day(s). It always makes me so happy

by Bool September 24, 2019

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October 18th: National Smash Your Crush Day

Smash your crush day

"I have waited for October 18th: National Smash Your Crush Day, for a long time to smash my crush"

by Yessirbootybandit October 17, 2019

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DAMN RIGHT I WILL GET A DAUGHTER SNIFFER MUG FOR MY BUDDY TRUMP! BIDEN IS A DAUGHTER SNIFFER. HE WILL SNIFF YOUF SON AS WELL. AND YOUR SON'S SON! AND YOUR SON'S SON'S SON! MAYBE EVEN YOUR FRIEND'S SON UNTIL THE END OF THE SUN! DAMN, THERE ARE A LOT OF SONS!

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Me: not a coincidence

by Skyrim550 April 19, 2022

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