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Window wank of faith

The act of jerking off outside a window whilst crying as the person commiting the act has come to terms with the fact that they are a pathetic welp of person who looks up vaguely sexual terms on Urban Dictionary to get a hard on, only to quickly be struck with the epiphany that they are wasting the precious life they have been endowed with, and the person you could have been has been burnt into nothingness by your abhorrent choices in life, and you are just the abysmal shell of what could have been a potentially good human being.
my name jeff

also, stop looking up shit like window wank of faith and do something productive for once you cognitively inept mongrel.
by GetPrankedFaggo April 3, 2017
mugGet the Window wank of faithmug.

Window shield Sexual

For Example "Cassandra is window shield sexual."
by DC778 August 17, 2017
mugGet the Window shield Sexualmug.

car-window narcissist

someone who constantly uses a car's side window to look at themself, usually to groom and just feel good about themselves.
Bob: What you stop for?

John: Oh nothing, just needed to see how I look.

Bob: They have mirrors for a reason you know?

John: Yeah but, using a car's window is soooo much easier.

Bob: Wow, you are such a classic example of a car-window narcissist
by kayanker January 13, 2011
mugGet the car-window narcissistmug.

Armstrong Power Windows

Reffers to manually operated car windows in a way that sounds like a custom upgrade.
Jimbert: "Does this used car from the 80s have power windows?"
Guy from Craigslist: "Yeah, it's got Armstrong Power Windows."
by Sneaky Heap November 2, 2018
mugGet the Armstrong Power Windowsmug.

window reflection shopper

someone who when walking past shops looks at their reflection in the window to see how roladex/wack they look. A person who does this is a window "reflection" shopper and usually a trendo.
oh dear you see that contempory dernier cri mistake he just took a look into that charity shop. probably just window reflection shopper.
by Shedward February 19, 2006
mugGet the window reflection shoppermug.

Hop on windows 10

When your gay lover asks you to install windows 10 while eating a mixture of semen and PC parts, while at the same time having rough anal sex. This may be arousing to people who are stuck with garbage versions of mac, Linux, or your dad's old computer from the 1980s.
"Hey, wanna hop on windows 10?"
"Yeah bro, I'm down."
by SomeKidOnMac August 2, 2021
mugGet the Hop on windows 10mug.

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