Johnny enjoys choking, but took one too many sleeping pills, and made some Blood Stains on a Wife-Beater.
by F3MBOYLOV3R June 30, 2022
Get the Blood Stains on a Wife-Beatermug. My wife set her wine glass on the tasting room bar, gave me that look, and said "How about you take me home for a good wife tasting?"
by Not Martian May 9, 2025
Get the wife tastingmug. Name given to a female best friend usually by another female to show the bond between them. Being someone’s wife means you are their (or one of their) best female friends.
Hey, omg, do you want to be my wife?
Hey i don't know if you can be my wife anymore. I want a divorce.
Hey i don't know if you can be my wife anymore. I want a divorce.
by Bobabubbles March 12, 2021
Get the Wifemug. by macaddictr October 29, 2012
Get the Wife Spanmug. by KayG May 5, 2021
Get the Dex Wifemug. A form of cuckold who lets another man ejaculate into their wife, and than they suck all the cum out of their wife's vagina or asshole.
"God, last night I let a man cum so deep into my wife I had to get a straw to slurp all the jizz out, yum!"
"Man, you're such a wife cleaner."
"Man, you're such a wife cleaner."
by Bens Da da March 14, 2020
Get the Wife cleaner.mug. Noun-a person who depends on his wife 's remittances abroad to support him and his vices, er, hobbies, including but not exclusively, buying used or second-hand built Gunpla and most probably dating ExGFs, if the latter do exist. This person would often flex things he doesn't have, and the things he does have aren't that significant to flex to being with, like a measly Gunpla collection, bidets, toilets and even satellite dishes.
When asked if he can pay for the commission he wants done, he replies with "I'm just waiting for my wife's remittance" then backs out at the last moment, right after the the person who's going to do the commission have bought materials and paint. This person would also do a 180, putting the blame on the builder for bullshit reasons, and even name drops the biggest Gunpla collector, then later on diss that same collector.
This person does not have a <real> job, but deludes himself that he will be able to achieve a huge Gunpla/toy collection with remittances from his wife, aiming to catch up to the Biggest Collector he dissed earlier on.
When asked if he can pay for the commission he wants done, he replies with "I'm just waiting for my wife's remittance" then backs out at the last moment, right after the the person who's going to do the commission have bought materials and paint. This person would also do a 180, putting the blame on the builder for bullshit reasons, and even name drops the biggest Gunpla collector, then later on diss that same collector.
This person does not have a <real> job, but deludes himself that he will be able to achieve a huge Gunpla/toy collection with remittances from his wife, aiming to catch up to the Biggest Collector he dissed earlier on.
"How much for a commission?"
"Are you sure? You might back out like you did the previous guy."
"No I'm sure. How much? I'm just waiting for my wife's remittance."
"Ah, so you're a wife-leecher..."
"Are you sure? You might back out like you did the previous guy."
"No I'm sure. How much? I'm just waiting for my wife's remittance."
"Ah, so you're a wife-leecher..."
by TheLingeringSaint February 4, 2022
Get the Wife-leechermug.