National Day of not touching me the cojones

Today you have to tell me how beautiful I am and not start a conversation because I'm so sad, bitch

National Day of not touching me the cojones is 29 of april

by Fucking_bitch April 29, 2019

Touch

The act of touching someone specifically in the face to make them uncomftorable. Must get extremely close to their face.

"Yoooo did u see that girl poke that baby while saying "touch"

by Area516 May 7, 2019

NASA "Touch Up"

Refering to the NASA moonlanding conspiracy alleging NASA "touched up" footage of the moonlanding in 1969.

Madonna is getting so old so old her photoshoots require a NASA "Touch Up".

by Faymkonzi June 1, 2019

touch ons

When you kiss and touch someone like a girlfriend..to fool around with someone because you like each other

Reyes: Hey, Mario are you going out with Alejandra this weekend?
Mario: yes I am.
Reyes: nice! You are going to get some touch ons!!

by Kozeone June 1, 2019

Touch the corn

when somebody gives you a hand job

Karim tried to touch the corn yesterday. He got arrested in the children's park.

by jbwdjbkfwjb June 16, 2019

Touching Pickles

Gay hipster sex

See George and Tyler over there? They've totally been touching pickles.

by DisasterWeenie August 17, 2019

Summer butt touch

It is originated from Barbie in a mermaid tail that had a song that said summer sunshine which was later changed to summer butt touch. The word means to go to a beach in Malibu in the summer and start touching boy's and girl's butts regardless of your gender.

Summer butt touch, the sky's and the beach and gettin' a tan! Summer butt touch! Oh, oh! Oh, oh!

by OllieKazam December 21, 2017