A group of five or more people acting or dressed like tools in public, especially occupying the same booth at a restaurant.
Also abbreviated to "Shed" i.e. "Don't look now, but they're building a shed by the Student Center"
Also abbreviated to "Shed" i.e. "Don't look now, but they're building a shed by the Student Center"
Stay away from Hollister, that place is a total Tool Shed.
God damn, a Tool Shed just sat at the next booth.
God damn, a Tool Shed just sat at the next booth.
by Tonaho April 28, 2011
Get the Tool Shedmug. A person who is unknowingly manipulated or exploited by others.
• This individual might be naive, easily fooled, or lack the awareness to recognize when they're being used to achieve someone else's agenda.
• They might be considered "clueless" in their inability to discern the motives of those around them or their role as a "tool" or pawn in someone else's scheme.
• An expert manipulator often allows the “tool” to believe the agenda is his (tool’s) own idea.
See: Project 2025
(Place Presidential Portrait Here)
• This individual might be naive, easily fooled, or lack the awareness to recognize when they're being used to achieve someone else's agenda.
• They might be considered "clueless" in their inability to discern the motives of those around them or their role as a "tool" or pawn in someone else's scheme.
• An expert manipulator often allows the “tool” to believe the agenda is his (tool’s) own idea.
See: Project 2025
(Place Presidential Portrait Here)
The boys in Tom Sawyer's neighborhood were clueless tools. easily manipulated into paying Tom for the "privilege" of whitewashing the fence.
by wfb.sage August 19, 2025
Get the Clueless Toolmug. 
A) A person whom conforms. often associated with "douches" and "assholes". (1) In the wild, these very unintellegent creatures copy whatever they see, or claim to have done something, but really they just pissed someone off. Often really annoying and doesn't think of what to do in life.
B) a garden or mechanical device of which helps man do great things.
B) a garden or mechanical device of which helps man do great things.
A)
generic callie #1: God that person is such a tool. I hope they learn to think about what they need and want, and not what others tell them to do.
generic prep er.. tool#1: oohh those shoes are like, amazing, aren't they generic douche bag # 5?
generic douche bag # 5) your fucking rights they are babes! lets go buy you them and then I'll show you off to everyone, then dump you the next day because we're a week old!
generic tool #1: OK! :D
Generic Callie #1: >_> what did i just say?!
B)
generic gardener #7.5 vista beta:
oh this tool is lov.. *loading*
generic callie #1) piece of crap windows.. *hits gardener a few times* ah.. Should have had a v8... *shifty eyes* ..scanner..
generic callie #1: God that person is such a tool. I hope they learn to think about what they need and want, and not what others tell them to do.
generic prep er.. tool#1: oohh those shoes are like, amazing, aren't they generic douche bag # 5?
generic douche bag # 5) your fucking rights they are babes! lets go buy you them and then I'll show you off to everyone, then dump you the next day because we're a week old!
generic tool #1: OK! :D
Generic Callie #1: >_> what did i just say?!
B)
generic gardener #7.5 vista beta:
oh this tool is lov.. *loading*
generic callie #1) piece of crap windows.. *hits gardener a few times* ah.. Should have had a v8... *shifty eyes* ..scanner..
by your_friendly_tool February 26, 2009
Get the Toolmug. A tool is someone you hit with your penis in the face with while asleep... You take pictures and post them on line and tell everyone he's a "moe.. moe".... A tool is a guy who everyone doesn't want around because they know he wears diapers, but let him chill because u need a ride to the diaper factory.... A tool is someone who got caught having anal with a dog, he explains it by saying dog reverses to god? What makes him a tool and not a zooerastiaist is he is on the receiving end of the "god" (backwards) sex.... And lastly the top tool is a guy who follows stray dogs and catches the poo from their butts before hitting the ground... What he does with poo is pure toolism! Either covers his genitalia in it, or uses a pastry bag to inject it into his anus, also known as poo insert.
What is that guy doing, leave that dog alone you fucking tool... And put on some clothes, diapers on a millennial is just wrong!
by King-of-the-whifes February 1, 2025
Get the Toolmug. by KatiePansy February 27, 2011
Get the Toolmug. when somebody is a poser and thinks they fit in when they clearly do not. they think they have so many friends but they talk about the person all the time.
by nicolette312 February 21, 2009
Get the Toolmug.