Taking Back Sunday

Fucking awesome emo band. Adam Lazzara is the hottest guy, like.. ever. :) Word.

I want Adam Lazzara's babies.

by Leah S. April 30, 2005

Taking Grandma to Applebee's

"Taking Grandma to Applebee's" is a sexual activity where the female is older than 65 and the man is at least 20 years younger. The woman eats out the man's butt hole. Of course the man preferably is a vegetarian, and has diarrhea.

The other night, I was taking grandma to Applebee's, and I sharted all over her face.

by Drovik November 12, 2010

talking jaw

tryin to hook up wiht a cute girl, trying to get a bitch to suck your dick

yea dude, i was talking jaw wiht this bitch for like 30 mintutes before she put out.

by douglas fresh hayes July 12, 2007

Taking the Fat Chick

It's like being the team player. Taking the responsibility that no one else wants to take, for the benefit of the other "team members."

While on a journey through the deserted island, Greg and his team decided they had to leave one member behind to scout for signs of civilization. They chose Danny to take the fat chick.

uses-
"Way to take the fat chick!"
"I'll take the fat chick!"
"He's taking the fat chick!"

by GuruPremier December 9, 2008

Talking to My Nephew

Masturbating, Jacking Off, Beating Your Meat.

Hey man, open the door. What are you doing in there?" "Get out of here man, I'm talking to my nephew.

by Sir Huey Von Dickenstein December 2, 2010

Taking candy from a baby

Making a decision to do the responsible thing. Requires a lot of willpower.

Taking candy from a baby is actually a responsible thing to do, because the baby could choke on it.

by MellyShelly May 14, 2020

No talking

National no talking day! You have three strikes loss all three and you have to dye your hair!!!

National no talking day! You have three strikes loss all three and you have to dye your hair!!!

by Ailatan I’m da girl December 3, 2019