bitter unicorn

A Bitter Unicorn, they are usually found with a horn covered in blood from using their horn to stab those that offend it.

Bitter unicorn: Did you see that Bitter ass unicorn??? She just stabbed someone with her horn!

by Bitterunicorn July 11, 2019

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alpha unicorn

An alpha unicorn is a non-

binary, fearless leader of a group.

It can gentle and protective of its kindred and fearsome to its adversaries.

It can also have the ability to fly by farting magical sparkle dust for propulsion and it’s horn makes a great fit in any genders orafices.

Oh wow! Cindy. That alpha unicorn horn was magic last night. The alpha unicorn farted and I rode its face into outer space.

by Fred Thirst August 01, 2021

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Unicorn face ride

When a Nathan rides a treys face for the night in a hot tub

Yo I just had a unicorn face ride

by SppecialEd August 08, 2023

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unicorn play

Wearing a strap-on dildo on your forehead and fucking someone with it, either in the vagina or anus

My neck is still sore from the unicorn play from last night. I'm not used to all that thrusting with my forehead.

by Unicorn Player December 28, 2020

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unicorn poop

pior magic, i nou inglish veri veri gud and unicorn poop is mogic

This guy is a total unicorn poop.
How does this unicorn poop even work?
Jeremy, why is there poop all over my desk? (It's not unicorn poop, but it works)

by equationslayer12 March 01, 2021

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