by boiled4 March 4, 2023
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“Who’s that fat fuck in that Jeep over there?” “I’m not sure, does he look like he’s on the way to commit an act of terrorism?” “yes” “oh that’s just John Webb’s Dumbass”
by What’s His Name January 21, 2021
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by Just telling it like how itis. November 13, 2022
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by Thatwavyboi May 18, 2020
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by DieLowFlyPigeon January 24, 2018
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by Fheebs June 8, 2021
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by anonymous152666 April 1, 2019
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