jeff/jess

weird, odd, clueless, swears to god they're funny.
that guy/girl is so jeff/jess.
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Jesse Schoolmester

Talking to multiple girls at a time only to get nudes, but when he really is into someone in a real way it's "different"
Girl: Im talking to Johnny
Girl 2: He's such a Jesse Schoolmester
by BobbyRossy October 21, 2017
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chucking a jess

1. When you laugh at the joke for 5 minutes before the punchline.

2. When you drop your chicken on the ground.

3. When you pat your hair when you're nervous.

4. When you watch mychonny 99 times and you laugh each time.
1)
jess: You know what happened?!
lucy: what?
jess: HAHAHAH.
5 minutes later...
jess: She walked into a wheelbarrow!
lucy: chucking a jess

2)
jess: Oh no! My chicken fell again! -sniff-
lucy: chucking a jess

3)
jess: The canteen ripped me off 5 cents.
person 2: Go get it back!!
jess: *head down* *sniffs* *pats hair*
person 2: chucking a jess
by turtle-paws February 07, 2012
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Amelie and Jess

Amelie and Jess are one of the best dynamic duos you'll ever see. Funny, quick-witted, emotional and just plain awesome. They may have had some ups and downs in their time, but at the end of the day they've shared some great memories and will continue to share more. They're both just awesome and are absolutely perfect for each other. They're the perfect power couple.
Everyone else:
Amelie and Jess: *sexing furiously*
by BruhSoundEffect.WAV December 31, 2018
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jess white

beautiful, kind, caring, fit, sexy, fucking awesome
"Holy shit is that Jess White? She is the most beautiful, fit, sexy girl i've ever seen!"

"I know dude, but she's also very passionate, kind, caring and extremely fucking awesome! I think i'm in love with her"
by r1l3y_p Insta January 30, 2021
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Jesse and Keturah

these people will become a great couple over time. they are destined to be with each other some day. it is a rocky start, but eventually they will both like each other. it’s also meant to be because j and k are next to each other in the alphabet. together, this couple will be much more powerful than any other couple they know. Jesse and Keturah are people who have usually known each other for quite a while or have grown up together. jesse usually has brown eyes and curly hair while keturah has blue eyes and wavy/straight hair. at this very moment, one of them likes the other right now and they will become a couple soon. i swear they will get married.
person1: “who's that powerful couple?”
person2 “oh, that’s Jesse and Keturah, the best couple.”
by peasinapod22 November 28, 2023
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