Christmas bastard

A person with a December birthday who ends up spending birthday money on someone else's Christmas present. Also someone who gets combined birthday/Christmas presents.

Rudolph bought Buddy's Christmas present with the $5 his granny gave him for his birthday, and his aunt gave him an ugly sweater for both. The poor guy's a complete Christmas bastard.

by MSgt John Clarence Woods December 14, 2019

bastard daze

The state of being where one person is such an absolute bastard that they cannot recognize how awful they are, and instead point out everyone else's flaws.

"I was in such a bastard daze that i i pushed everyone away from me."

by H0tVV@t3r August 11, 2020

Chip eating bastard

The customer at Jimmy John's who comes right before closing time and fucks up all the chips.

Employee: Ah shit I gotta restock and rotate chips again because of this chip eating bastard!

by the_game March 5, 2021

tag bastard

When you miss type rat bastard and send it to your friend.

“You tag bastard!” “What does that mean?”

by Quacky boy21 March 19, 2021

you fokking bastard

you fokking bastard is what you say to a fokking twat who is fokking sthcewpid

YOU FOKKING BASTARD THAT WAS ME BLOODY CAR

by tw@t August 24, 2021

ratty bastard

Ratty a person who is snitching on someone who has done somthing bad

Don't be a ratty bastard

by Ratty bastard March 5, 2017

Thunder bastard

A derogatory term for goth or emo or who is a fan of heavy rock normally covered in piercings and chains and wear dark/ rock related clothes

Oi mate look at that thunder bastard

by Lolaman June 17, 2020