Austin

someone who will fuck your mom

did you hear that austin fucked savanahs mom?

by Garneskil764 July 27, 2020

Austin

Someone who is an absolute cutie and is very very athletic but there best sport is baseball. They tend to be pretty quiet but they are super sweet and caring.

Person1: Do you know Austin?
Person2: Oh yeah that adorbs baseball player. If you ever have him, don’t let him go.

by kanye_enthusiast March 28, 2022

Austin

Austin a guy who people like most of the time but is actually a dumb lanky white kid the no ones likes

Oh No austin

by Condom sucker December 29, 2021

Austin

Someone who talks in a funny accent and wears boots EVERYWHERE he goes

Boy:did you see Austin?
Girl:Yeah He was really cute

by Austin’s friend May 2, 2022

Austin Dyer Special

The act of searching for a naked blonde-haired, blue eyed, 5'4 male, when you find one that fits the description, you stare at him until they walk towards you to signal that they are about to ejaculate. When he is on the edge of ejaculating, do the Muhammed Ali shuffle and say, "The Eye of Cthulhu is approaching!" and you pull out your eyeballs and shove them up his anal cavity.

"I heard Wendy's is serving the Austin Dyer Special for $5."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."

by BangalangMan February 14, 2025

Austin

A faggot who hunts duck and is a redneck fuck.

Oh that Austin is such a duck hunter

by Potatoboi2847 May 11, 2018

Austin

A big dickhead who usually doesn’t give a shit about any body but his self

That big dick over there is fucking my mom Austin get you lazy fat ass over here

by Ahhhhhhhthatsthespot April 21, 2020