A man who loves the spirit Captain Morgan spiced rum so much that he decided to create an alter-ego Facebook identity to commemorate it, then after a very rocky divorce and several other personal issues decides to turn it into his real Facebook page.
Hey Dave, how come you don't have a regular Facebook page and you disguise yourself as a bottle of rum???
Because I love Captain Morgan, and everyone hates me on my old page. Hence, Elcapitan Morgan
Because I love Captain Morgan, and everyone hates me on my old page. Hence, Elcapitan Morgan
by rumrunner77 December 18, 2013
Get the elcapitan morganmug. by Johnny sinz March 12, 2021
Get the Morgan Kinlochmug. A mean ass bih who is a bully. Spends her free time being rude and making people feel bad. Notoriously a horribly person.
Mark: Yo dude you wanna go out tonight!
Kevin: Nah, Frank is being a real morgan recently.
Mark: You’re right, idk what’s up his ass.
Kevin: Nah, Frank is being a real morgan recently.
Mark: You’re right, idk what’s up his ass.
by truthspitter13 July 2, 2019
Get the Morganmug. Sexiest Female known to man. Will always be there for you. Has the sweetest smile, most beautiful eyes. And is someone you need in your life. I personally have a Morgan, and its something I will forever cherish in my life. Morgan is someone who will do anything to see her family and friends happy. Morgan is someone who works hard and knows what they want to achieve in life. I will forever be grateful for my Morgan. Morgan's are wife material mom material.
by PineSpringsPrep April 30, 2024
Get the Morganmug. A Morgan is usually a very athletic, sporty person. She has curves and she is thick. She is smart and bright. She exceeded in everything she persuess. Although she may have a hot temper she won't be mad for long. She is a very goofy and sarcastic person. She is a pretty and shy person when you first meet het but when she opens up she is CRAZY. She has swag and a fun personality no wonder why she has so many friends. If you ever meet a Morgan keep her. You will never want to lose a Morgan they are special.
by preppingfern211 November 21, 2021
Get the Morganmug. "Kaz is such a morgan! I cant believe he did that!"
"Sarah loves a good one off Morgan on saturday nights"
"What a Morgan!"
"Your such a f******* Morgan"
"Sarah loves a good one off Morgan on saturday nights"
"What a Morgan!"
"Your such a f******* Morgan"
by Bear with Sombrero 2008 November 12, 2018
Get the Morganmug. by Jaxeatz77 January 1, 2024
Get the Pulling a Morganmug.