Adam is a potato

A retarded chipmunk lookin head ass beaver

Oh my god, that kid Adam is a potato.

by Britney omg lawl August 11, 2018

adam mabry

Most romantic, sexy badass man

I wish I was like adam mabry

by Hotstuffam July 19, 2018

Adam Strange

Adam Strange is one of the most genuine guys a girl can meet, he is loving, caring, sweet, kind and all of the good things you can ever get in a man, and more! He will be shy at first, but once you get to know him, he will open up to you completely and be the best person in existence. He will be the light of your day, the light of your night. He will never leave you, cheat on you or any horrid things you can think of. He is the perfect guy any girl could wish for. If you know an Adam, be friends with him, if you aren't friends with him, you're missing out. If you know an Adam, cuff him. He may not be the best looking, but he will be the one thing you'll want to get out of your bed at 6am in the morning for.

Adam Strange is also insanely good in bed, he will give you the best pleasure you could ever think of, and more!

Wow! I wish i could be like Adam Strange

Adam Strange is the best guy in the world

by Dictionary Jesus December 6, 2018

Function Adams

A white singer/rapper from Hauppauge New York. Is actually good but nobody knows him outside of New York. Kinda sounds like Juice Wrld but white. Lol

I saw Function Adams at the mall, he kinda looks like Bazzi.

by Paul Hymen July 23, 2019

Adam Wirth

A self-made man. One of the most loving people on the planet. Often has trouble with his hair and regularly re-invents themself. Had many issues growing up, causing them to be mature for their age. Needs their other half, but great in bed. Sexiest man alive, great at sarcasm, great at art, and very magically inclined. Open to all religions, LGBTQ+ people, races, and styles of expression. Great dancer, very smooth. Get yourself an Adam Wirth.

Goddamn, you look great and taste, you remind of of Adam Wirth, to bad he is taken.

by Saharanmarsh June 4, 2020

Adam Sturtridge

A sad little boy who hides under his bed from his step dad.

Step Dad: "ADAMMM!!"
Adam Sturtridge: *hidden under his bed*

by Adam Sturtridge October 26, 2020

Adam Cherutti

He is ligit the biggest Fag in Newmarket. He has a .5 inch cock that cannot make cum and makes his dad suck it every night. He likes boys and asked a kid named Jadonnie at his schooo if he could insert his cock into Adams ass because he is gay. He has no friends and is the most irrelevant guy in Newmarket. He plays fucking polo so u already know he is a homo guy. Every gay guy in Newmarket has seen Adams small uncircumcised penis and they don’t like the length

That Adam Cherutti guy has such a tiny penis and why does he want Jadonnies

by Jadonnie November 27, 2018