Gas Tank Penis

A penis the size of a hugeee gas tank

also called just "GTP"

Joe: H000LY SH111T!!one1!! this porn is like soo good!
Dan: L0L. dat nigga has that GTP. all day, for life.
Desmond: GTP?!?
Dan + Joe: GAS TANK PENIS

by Bethekingdom April 23, 2011

Stinky Gas Leak

When an individual sneezes, coughs, and farts at the same time. Due to a variety of gases escaping from different openings in the same individual, this phenomenon has been termed the stinky gas leak

"Damn bro, I ate some chipotle last night and right after I finished hitting the bong I had a stinky gas leak"

by Dr. Swampass Mcduckbutter November 17, 2018

Texas Gas Station

When you take peanut butter m&ms and pour them in your partners vaginal cavity, continue intercourse and crush the m&ms with your penis until your partner is ready to suck the peanut butter off your dick.

“Mmm I’m so full of peanut butter m&ms from that Texas Gas Station we just did.”

by Audgepodgebigodge July 13, 2020

Syrian Gas Mask

Syrian Gas Mask is the sex act where the male covers his partners mouth with his testicles and farts directly into his partner’s nose.

Rick: Dude I ate some really spicy tacos.
Mark: You should definitely give your girl a Syrian Gas Mask tonight

by YOUR NEW BAÊ August 14, 2019

Gas Station Corndog

A gas station offering consisting of a hot dog on a stick coated in corn bread batter and deep fried to perfection. What, you were thinking it was some horrendous sex act? You're a sick fuck, you know that?

Jordan tried to trade me a gas station corndog for my truck. At first I thought he wanted to do bad things to my penor, but it turns out he is just poor as fuck and offered a corn dog for my truck.

by Nsomniac June 15, 2016

retarded clump of gas

when you here the phrase, “ YOU RETARDED CLUMP OF GAS” , they are telling you that you are being annoying, or did something stupid.

“pick up those pretzels you retarded clump of gas “

by xoxoxbitchass January 10, 2019

Gas station sandwich

Noun, sex act. When out of desperation two men share an encounter with a drug addicted prostitute inside a gas station restroom.

After striking out at the club all night, Craig and Max decided to cut their losses and swing by Circle K for a gas station sandwich, before going home to their wives.

by Studmaster Nate June 5, 2022