Gas Tank Penis

A penis the size of a hugeee gas tank

also called just "GTP"

Joe: H000LY SH111T!!one1!! this porn is like soo good!
Dan: L0L. dat nigga has that GTP. all day, for life.
Desmond: GTP?!?
Dan + Joe: GAS TANK PENIS

by Bethekingdom April 23, 2011

texas gas mask

When a loved poops in a shower cap, then wraps the poop filled shower cap around the loved ones face.

Yo man, i totally just gave my girlfriend a texas gas mask!

by Dick cuckler April 6, 2017

gas station money

the dirty ones and fives you receive back in change from the Arab or Mexican gas attendant

I went to get change back from the Arab gas attendant and he gave me all these dirty one and fives, fuckin' gas station money

by mbp4me November 23, 2013

gas station heroin

Tianeptine a drug, which is marketed to do everything from treat anxiety to help opioid addiction, is typically sold in gas stations under names like ZaZa, Tianna, and Red Dawn.

Enroute to your facility with a male patient who has taken "gas station heroin" and is currently in cardiac arrest.

by Ben Poopin September 3, 2022

Gas Station Corndog

A gas station offering consisting of a hot dog on a stick coated in corn bread batter and deep fried to perfection. What, you were thinking it was some horrendous sex act? You're a sick fuck, you know that?

Jordan tried to trade me a gas station corndog for my truck. At first I thought he wanted to do bad things to my penor, but it turns out he is just poor as fuck and offered a corn dog for my truck.

by Nsomniac June 15, 2016

Stinky Gas Leak

When an individual sneezes, coughs, and farts at the same time. Due to a variety of gases escaping from different openings in the same individual, this phenomenon has been termed the stinky gas leak

"Damn bro, I ate some chipotle last night and right after I finished hitting the bong I had a stinky gas leak"

by Dr. Swampass Mcduckbutter November 17, 2018

Texas Gas Station

When you take peanut butter m&ms and pour them in your partners vaginal cavity, continue intercourse and crush the m&ms with your penis until your partner is ready to suck the peanut butter off your dick.

“Mmm I’m so full of peanut butter m&ms from that Texas Gas Station we just did.”

by Audgepodgebigodge July 13, 2020