Straight-shooting

Eating while on the toilet in order to multitask or save time

i have started straight-shooting my morning oatmeal to save time after I wake up.

by ShonnGreen July 27, 2016

Super Straight

Adj. A man or woman who is only sexually attacked to the opposite gender.

Person 1: “I’m gay.”
Person 2: “I didn’t ask, but thank you for needlessly telling people your sexual orientation. I’m Super Straight.”
Person 1: *Rethinks life and compulsion to tell people about their own sexual orientation.”

by SesualChocolate April 27, 2022

straight girl

that girl who leads on lesbians 2 get the D

lez: i<3 u
straight girl: Shh that lez mustn't know alls I want is the D

by suck_my_d33 June 28, 2021

Portland Straight

The sexuality of a man who is attracted to women and women who claim to be nonbinary people.

Man 1: "I'm also into nonbinary people like Demi Lovato, so I guess I'm kind of queer."
Man 2: "So you're portland straight?"

by average_folkpunk_enjoyer December 22, 2021

Super Straight

Some transphobic tiktokers decided to make it to cover them being transphobic and a mockery of the LGBTQ+ community.

“Hey I’m super straight.”
“That’s not a real sexuality and it’s transphobic.”
“Stop being superphobic!”

by IEHDUWBSHSH March 12, 2021

super straight

A man who wants to identify as a cat but is too scared of what others will think, they ask for catnip on their birthday and piss on all your carpets

Person 1: why is your boyfriend pissing on your carpet? And why does he have cat ears on?
Person 2: oh don’t mind him, he’s super straight

by Gothyyxx September 4, 2022

Straight Superiors

A term used to describe how a Band has gotten all "perfect" scores from the judges, but completely fail on the sight-reading test.

Good job, Band! You got straight superiors! Too bad you didn't pass the sight-reading portion...

by BandMan February 7, 2014