have unprotected sex with a woman, then go to another woman's place and have her suck you off. when your done ask her how it tasted. then tell her that its called a tuna melt surprise
by joeyab July 13, 2011
When reciving a blumpie, after delivering the topeka destroyer, blumpee puts a finger in the ass of blumper(thus completing the hat trick where blumper has a mouthfull of cock, a nosefull of shit, a back covered in vomit and a assfull of thumb).
I believe that I am ready for the German Porn Olympics because I have pulled off a Des Moines Surprise,
by decay 66 April 09, 2003
by youknowhatimnotgonnagivemyname April 18, 2010
The act of farting under the covers, well knowing that your parent is coming to bed. When your partner enters the bed, he/she pulls up the covers and is surpised by the face full of busted ass.
(boy friends farts under covers)
(girls lifts covers and enters bed)
Girl: OH MY GOD, WHAT DIED IN HERE!
Boy: Surprise Dutch oven baby!
(girls lifts covers and enters bed)
Girl: OH MY GOD, WHAT DIED IN HERE!
Boy: Surprise Dutch oven baby!
by Vixen_T January 23, 2010
A person on tinder who lies about their age. Usually they are upfront about it and indicate that no, they are "actually 17" when their age is set to 22.
Alyssa: Just swiped right on a tinder egg surprise! Is that wrong of me?
Jen: Well, you've always been a cradle robber!
Jen: Well, you've always been a cradle robber!
by taerc July 19, 2015
You pick up a chick in a bar and you are so horny that you decide to bang her in the field behind the bad. That is where the surprise comes in to play. While pounding her, you don't notice that your swinging ball sack is hitting the ground, which happens to be covered in pine needles. Ouch....doesn't even cover it.
"I was boning this bitch behind O'Tooles and ended up with a Pin Cushion Surprise. I'm still picking pine needles off my ball sack."
by Dante S. February 20, 2007
1. The act of squatting over and performing The Goat over a sleeping individual. Upon the awakening of your victim, begin to squeeze out a rather large wad of dookie and just when your victim shrieks at the horrific sight; dump the load. Don't forget to call him a fag and kick him in the ass 2. a REAL dick move.
Some dude: Yesterday John woke up to me giving him the Goatcheese Surprise. He was so scared that he shit himself
Other dude: Oh MY GOD!
Some dude: Yea I know right, what a fag.
Other dude: Oh MY GOD!
Some dude: Yea I know right, what a fag.
by Chrisopher Walken May 30, 2011