jacobs dad

A very attractive man who is looking for girls who have nice curves. He is rude at times and beats his children, but he always finds ways to look good and stay fresh.

Jacobs dad: *beats Jacob*
Jacob: Dad knock it the hell off!

by Dorkygirl182 December 18, 2017

Conrad the dad

Conrad the dad is a god in the religion of Conrad. He is the smexiest man in the heavens/hells and people who worship him are also freaking smexy. Addy is his only child, and she's a babe.

Person 1: Conrad's a dad
Person 2: CONRAD THE DAD'S A DAD

by Leader of the cult of Conrad July 9, 2018

po dad

the term "po dad" refers to when one's father is a police officer, short for "police dad" as the "po" is short for police. It is especially used when one has multiple fathers (due to either step-parents, remarriages, or same-sex marriage), the police dad is often referred to as the "po dad"

Po Dad

by christo mcguffin January 17, 2011

Dad joke

jokes (mostly puns) made by dads but that everyone can make if they master this art.

Me: What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?
Exasperated friend : No you're not doi-
Me: Carlos
Friend: *face palm* You should stop your dad jokes

by Sansblague December 13, 2018

dad oan

Get on with it

Aye dad oan

by Nlongmuir June 3, 2018

tech dad

Someone who wears a tech company backpack, jeans, and either a tech company t-shirt, polo, or jacket. Middle-aged or has a mature air, often wears glasses. Often talks techie gadgets, computer science, startups, or more computer science. Usually very responsible.

Vivek always wears that one tech jacket--what a tech dad!

by techpro March 13, 2015

faidonas dad

A very rich man but also very generous, he gets all his money from petros georgiades and the amazing partys he makes renting his facilities. Faidonas and jimmys should be really gratefull because petros’ and manolos money is what keeps them living

ohh my god look its faidonas dad hide your wifes

by mr jimmys secret fan October 7, 2021