Steve is life's most extraordinary gift to me. His existence makes my existence meaningful. I never thought a man like Steve one day would come into my life and love me the way he does. Steve is the most sensitive, thoughtful, romantic, sensual and loving person I've ever met. He's genuine, soulful, compassionate and generous. Steve stole my heart the moment we encountered each other and loves me wholeheartedly with his body, mind, heart and soul. Steve has the most beautiful pure soul I have ever known, and he shares himself with me without any hesitation and invites me into the darkest and deepest places in him, knowing I will love and cherish every part of him. Steve has a wickedly dirty/loving mind that makes me crazy about him. He showed me a world of intimacy I had never dreamed of experiencing with anyone in bed. He showed me the full spectrum of love in its perfect form. His sense of humour makes me happy and fucking horny. His mind is so powerful, and his competence makes me wet.
But most importantly, he makes me feel safe; every cell in my body feels calm and secure when I am around Steve, and I know he will always love and protect me. I yarn for him, desire him, and love him with all my being. I love you, baby. I never have and will never again love anyone as I love you.
ZM
But most importantly, he makes me feel safe; every cell in my body feels calm and secure when I am around Steve, and I know he will always love and protect me. I yarn for him, desire him, and love him with all my being. I love you, baby. I never have and will never again love anyone as I love you.
ZM
by IRFLY March 26, 2023
Get the Stevemug. Another word for popcorn.
Suitcase: I never knew dead abusive fathers like steve cobs could taste so good!
Knife: I know, right? Want some butter?
Suitcase: Sure, babe!
Knife: I know, right? Want some butter?
Suitcase: Sure, babe!
by TrophyxTissues :3 December 11, 2024
Get the Steve Cobsmug. by Sebwich September 25, 2021
Get the Steve Jobmug. Actually the biggest chad out there. He is two meters tall, can break trees with his bare hands, went to hell, came back in search for a hidden stronghold, then defeated a dragon from another dimension.
Also sometimes picks flowers.
Also sometimes picks flowers.
“Yo, have you played Minecraft?”
“Yeah, of course. Here it is.”
“Why’s your skin the basic Steve skin?”
“Because he’s a chad.”
“Wow Minecraft Steve is so cool.”
“Yeah, of course. Here it is.”
“Why’s your skin the basic Steve skin?”
“Because he’s a chad.”
“Wow Minecraft Steve is so cool.”
by Vee the Fashion Enthusiast November 30, 2022
Get the Minecraft Stevemug. la-la-la lava, chi-chi-chi chicken. STEEEEEEEVE'S LAVA CHICKEN, yeah its tasty as hell. OOOOOOhhhh mamacita now your rigging the bell. Crispy and juicy now your havin' a snack. OOOOOh super spicy is a LAVA ATTAAAAAAAACK!!!
by Jamos2727 April 22, 2025
Get the Steve's lava chickenmug. Unit.
by stevehearseyshead November 11, 2020
Get the steve hearseymug. A convention for all Steves and Steve allies. This annual convention (no official date or location; it can happen whenever or wherever) celebrates and acknowledges all Steves, Stevens, Stephens, and related fellas. Steves of all genders are welcome.
Hey man, I didn't see you at this year's Steve Con! You missed a seriously good lecture on the values having a local Steve in any community.
by Ominous Council Ruler July 1, 2021
Get the Steve Conmug.