Shopping leg syndrome

When legs hurt,ache or tingle while shopping with a female.

Wife: What's wrong with you?
Husband: My legs are tingling and are sore.
Wife : Are you acting like you have shopping leg syndrome again?
Husband: Who's acting?

by Noseblown December 4, 2018

butcher shop accordion

When a girl is giving you a BJ while at the same time holding your ass cheeks with both hands. As she pulls you back and forth she unknowingly plays your ass like an accordion.

This chick was playing the butcher shop accordion and I gave her one epic crescendo.

by videomilitia May 4, 2010

Window Shopping

When you are admiring women without any intention of approaching them and asking them out.

At the gym there was a lot of window shopping to do

by elcryZ August 28, 2025

shop cleaner

A person who cleans the rugs of a drug-producing house. Their job is to snort all the cocaine that fell on the ground, so it doesn't fall into the hands of the police.

You see that chick, over there? She looks like a shop cleaner.

by Salvagni December 7, 2017

book window shopping

scoping out books at a book store that you want to read but don't want to spend money buying it

im going to borders to go book window shopping for books i'll take out in the library free of charge

by LuluJ02 January 19, 2009

The Kylie Shop

American Merchandise Store of Beauty Mogul Kylie Kristen Jenner . The store sells apparel such as iPhone Cases, Sliders & Clothing with Kylie Cosmetics logo ,Kris Jenner and more printed on it.

I just saw Kylie’s pink slides and I’m in love. They’re form The Kylie Shop

by YesBitchImmaChica June 29, 2019

shop goat

An employee who performs all the demeaning but no less important tasks at their place of employment. This person is usually young, obedient, and malleable. They are "yes" people who know where everything is, and posses a "lifer" like disposition. Their wage is considered overhead because when overly busy, they accomplish too many different types of tasks and jobs in one day to be categorized to any specific Work Order to be billed. A Shop Goat is usually dirty and sweaty from working hard. They are usually made from high school drop-outs or fatherless children. They are usually easily taken advantage of and will perform the lowest of tasks unrelated to The Company such as feeding the dog (in reference to their employers pets).

I'm not sure why Johnnie continues to put up with his job when they don't value Him, they just need a shop goat. His potential is pigeonholed!

by Oven Mitt Fur December 1, 2018