tossing the salad

licking the ass then kiss

she sucked my anus and kissed me

by anonymous March 30, 2003

potato salad

meaning chonga

that girl is such a potato salad.

by koolgrl900 April 6, 2010

Dick Salad

Compton Ass Eddies Pubic Zone, wi so many types of lice and other furry woodland creatures, its kinda like a salad.

You i was just talking to eddies girl and she said his dick looked like a fucked up salad! SHITT NIGGA!

by Screaming In Silence March 26, 2005

Salad Tossing

Epistemology: Tossing is a euphemism for wanking, as you may call someone a "Tosser/Wanker" UK.
If you are tossing your salad, it means you are wanking furiously to season a salad with creamy mayo. The phrase is used in polite society as a euphemism to masturbation, and to denote that you are slightly peckish.

1: Why didn't you come to the golf course on Sunday?
2: My wife was out of town so I had to do my own salad tossing
1: Oh, are you feeling peckish? I sure could do with some crumpets right now.

by David K David June 1, 2016

Sandy Salad

Giving oral sex, gagging on the cum, and vomiting an entire meal of spinach salad on the recipient.

Do you want me to spit or swallow? Neither I want you to make me a Sandy Salad.

by JobGr33n September 20, 2020

The Cesar Salad

When a girl wants to toss a salad, but is not satisfied with the surface, so she inserts her entire tongue, nose deep into the asshole. The result after completion is a combination of shit and semen which resembles that of a cesar salad.

Frank wanted the cesar salad from nicole and she gave it to him.

by Chopped March 2, 2014

hood salad

Slang for weed

Let's go pick up a hood salad and get high af! Weed marijuana ganja devils lettuce

by IAMDgod November 30, 2016