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Rizz

Really?..... “SeE gUyS!? We ToLd yOu ThAt YoU jUsT hAvE tO *blah blah blah* (Words that literally translate to ‘Ram our cervix with a giant wiener’) “ He also doesn’t sustain them.... so there is that.
Hym “Come on now. Is it really THAT hard to admit I was right? I mean really! Rizz!? You niggas love making shit up, don’t you?

Them Hoes Over There “BuT i LiKe VaLuEs! GaMe Is ReAl!!!”

Hym “NO! You like fat cocks bitch. That’s is all. Fat cocks. This ‘making you laugh’ shit and the ‘goofy’ nonsense is completely inane. Stop it, alright? You’re embarrassing yourself. It’s absolutely farcical. Fat cocks. Not having to work.”

Dr. JeepJorp “Nuh-Uh! It’S tHe MaRkErS fOr AcCrUiNg SuCcEsS iN mY bUlLsHiT hIeRaChY!”

Hym “You shut the fuck up too Dr JeepJorp!”

Dr. JerpJoop “BuT mArRiAgE!”

Hym “Nope! After how many fat cocks? Precisely. Is it zero? Are they not supposed to fuck the fat cocks? What are the women supposed to do?”

Dr. PaulDaughter “.........”

Hym “Right. That’s what I thought. You’re not allowed to tell thing anything. They don’t need to do anything in life.... other than NOT destroy people’s reputations. Ok. 👌 Gotcha! We’re figuring it out. We got it all figured out over here. 🤦 ♂️ *SIGH!* Jesus Christ you people drive me crazy.”
by Hym Iam November 16, 2022
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rizz

bro has unspeakable rizz...
by my.y.y.y December 12, 2023
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joke rizzing

Almost impossible but can be done with a 99% fail rate
"DUDE you saw him joke rizzing?" yea he came back a playless joke!
by yurtttttttt October 18, 2022
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Dad Rizz

When a dad has some charm talking to people, usually from years of experience and old stories.
My dad talked to this cutie on our commute, "I was here in 87' this and I went to Paris in 92' that." Old man has some Dad Rizz in him.
by Flimflambam May 20, 2023
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Tiktok Rizz Party

A party where everyone tries to rizz up the level 10 gyats in Ohio with Green fn duke Dennis skibidi toilet standing on business brain rot style while singing Carnival from Kanye West
“Yo wanna go to the TikTok Rizz Party?”

“Sure, but how much food should I bring Incase of a Fanum Tax?
by N word patrol March 31, 2024
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rizz rag

A rag used for inducing sleep when there is a lack of rizz, often doused in chloroform.
Did you hear about Jimmy? He used a rizz rag on a girl at the bar.
by Reactors February 1, 2024
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Gyatt Rizz

1. when someone user their gyatt to attract people of the opposite gender
2. when someone of the opposite gender compliments someone's gyatt to "Rizz them up"
1. look at my gyatt rizz! I'm going to use it on that person!
2. dayum girl you got a might dump truck I might have to use my gyatt rizz on you
by Nay Gigger April 25, 2024
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