poo winkle

when you shit your pants and a fairy comes out your ass
good god charles that was a nasty poo winkle
by Nick Varas November 24, 2004
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Poo Button

a way of life; an intricate combination of music, video and hands-on experience that instills a sense of awe.
There are none. There is only Poo Button.
by eadams3117 February 03, 2008
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Poo dust

Fecal matter residue left near the opening and linings of the anus that was not properly wiped off and has thus solidified. These poo particles can remain for days and are often only expelled through showering or through farting which causes these particles to explode in small clouds of dust, leading to the term "poo dust."
(Friend to roomate) I just farted and I'm pretty sure the last remnants of my poo dust have now evaporated.
by Mitch Mathers April 20, 2009
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Dr. Poo

"Doctor" Gillian McKeith, known for her interest in the alleged medical value of feces in particular and the excremental nature of the woman and her advice in general. Much given, under the pretext of caring for people's health, to tearing them to bits on British TV for failing to live up to the the ideals of either mainstream medicine or, when that fails, those of Prince Charles. Possibly an indirect reference to the unrelated SF drama "Doctor Who".
After an hour of listening to Dr. Poo, I was willing to forgive McDonald's for everything.
by Fearman June 28, 2007
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Stupid Poo

a bowel movement ending in a pool of substance that can't be defined by logic
Stupid poo is poo that has no solid consistency; watery stool combined with fragments of poo that comes about when you are nervous; also the poo that leaves your ass burning after it's all said and done
by Stool Master January 26, 2010
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Poo-ache

That unbelievable pain you have when you need a poo... bad.
Need to go to the toilet... got really bad poo-ache.
by ilovedigestives July 03, 2011
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poo-nut

A chunky nut shaped thing that is found in human shit
Brendon meads shit from kurralpa
by rolly May 23, 2003
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