bag of sand

A comment intended to display knowledge of a subject which instead exposes the ignorance of the person who made it. Derived from a scene in "The 40 Year Old Virgin" when the main character's virginity is obvious due to his story about a woman's breast feeling like a bag of sand.
Sarah Palin's claim that she regularly reads every newspaper ever printed was a "bag of sand" moment for the governor.
by omgboomer July 01, 2009
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trash-bagging

you actually use a trash bag in place of a condom, taping said bag around your throbbing manhood and waking up the next morning realizing you are both a legend and a loser at the exact same moment
When i walked in, Dan was trash-bagging her.
by The Bag Man September 16, 2005
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Hot bag

The name given to a plastic bag into which you have recently defecated.
"There was a queue for the toilet, so I had to make a hot bag"

"Don't step on the hot bag in the corner"

"So, I gave them another souvenir of their day trip to North West London. An official Wembley Stadium Hot Bag, squeezed out on the Hallowed Turf."
by Fixiechick August 19, 2008
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Grocery Bag

1. Something no talent rappers say randomly to cover up the fact that they ran out of decent rhymes a long time ago. Often is preceded by a long pause highlighting the complete fail at lyrics

2. The prefered method of killing oneself after being forced to listen to the pop song "Bedrock"
1. "And I got her---
Grocery Bag"

2. "This is the stupidest song I have heard in quite some time, once again my faith in pop music has been destroyed. Which means once again it is time for me to kill myself... and I know just how to do it too! GROCERY BAG!!!

*put grocery bag on head*

*passes out onto floor hopefully never to have to put up with this shit ever again*
by Taerdin January 07, 2011
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trick bag

Bad situation. Sticky situation. Getting yourself in a situation that is not good, complex, or can lead to bad things. Getting in a heap of trouble.
You took that gangsta's girlfriend? Boy, you in a trick bag now.
by Racindrew June 03, 2006
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Bag of Crotches

A person can be a bag of crotches when calling them a crotch or crotchity is just not enough. This is a person who not only steals your job, but insists to everyone in your workplace that he or she is waaaaaay better at it than you are, and that he or she is always right, and can NEVER be wrong.
Amy is a Bag of Crotches. If I say something is blue, she will tell everyone that it is red, and somehow they will believe her.
by Oh ... That girl April 28, 2007
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