wolfe county, KY

Wolfe county— the birthplace of pedophiles, tobacco, and meth heads. If you visit, you may be asked “can i get a chew a’ baccer?” by a wud of chewbubs. there are two correct responses: “yeahhh son, here ya go, you got a dollar?” or “nah dawg, i quit that”.

what’s everyone doing on a Friday night? idk, probably vaping at the park and racing frogs or going at it on the side of the road in ol’ sons blue pickup.

if you’re driving crazy through Campton, you better watch out because them state boys will getcha. if you’re unpopular in school and need a job, don’t even try Dairy Queen.
finally, watch out for the LCO.

1: “have you heard about wolfe county, ky?”
2: “yeah. that’s where the rednecks live.”

by bull/shit May 9, 2023

Waukegan county fair

When you spill beer on your dick and Peter and Chelsey’s dog lick it off

I spilled beer on my dick and Bailey Waukegan county faired me

by Dirk513 July 8, 2023

Trinity County

A beautiful but poor county in northwestern California. It is an amazing place to go camping as long as it is not burning down again. It is also one of the 3 counties in the Emerald Triangle (the others being Humboldt and Mendocino).

I an gonna go camping in Trinity County.

by Jok Zunderlat November 18, 2020

emergency response liberty county

A popular game, however it is getting more and more unpopular as the developers start to delay updates and forget game breaking bugs.

"man, those emergency response liberty county developers are lazy as anything"

by rowse honey enjoyer July 15, 2024

Upper Dauphin County

Area north of Peters Mountain in Dauphin County Pennsylvania; Consists of Halifax, Millersburg, Elizabethville, Berrysburg, Lykens, Williamstown, Wiconisco, Pillow, and Gratz.

I can't find any good pizza up here. You must be in Upper Dauphin County.

by Boyer88 March 20, 2022

Crooks County

Rooks County Kansas. The last guard holding hell from pouring out onto earth. The ones that slip through are held here by the few that are able to live amongst the flik flak flakes. We are the front lines, in the trenches, overrun yet able to contain all the evil in one district...the 9th. You name it, it is here or it has happened. No eye is batted. As we rise, they fall. It is the final hour. We will Plieger it out.

Only in Crooks County.

by Always the Phatz August 15, 2025

Enfield county

School filled w fat twats that don't have anything good to do w their lives other than chat to enfield grammar mandem and fight. Most of the ppl there are very beggish and love chattin to other ppls man, they're all very bait and cringe and the worst yrs probably has to be the yr7 and 8s cus they're all begs and weirdos that love to give verbal that they can't back. it's hilarious when ygs try force the slang like relax bro. cl ppl there are bare rude for no reason like🌚

person 1: yo do you go Enfield county?
County girl: well nah den

by rickylivesforever February 25, 2024