derby county

the greatest fucking team in the championship. SHEEP SHAGGER ARMYYYY

Holy fuck derby county have won again.

by ifookinglovekenzogoudmijn December 26, 2024

Camden County Technical School

A high school in South Jersey with tons of different specialties. There may not be football, but there’s cooler stuff like their awesome robotics team, a swim team, etc. Great diversity. Also more commonly called CCTS by those in the area.

Stacy: Hey, Alex! Guess what?
Alex: What?
Stacy: I got into Camden County Technical School (CCTS)!
Alex: Seriously? They have a pool, but like there’s no football team.
Stacy: Alex, if you like football, you’re a bum. (These are Stacy’s words not mine)

by quandale dingle lore June 20, 2022

Sullivan county (NY)

Sullivan county is a rural melting pot of white rednecks, Hispanic immigrants, urban African Americans, and HASIDIM, especially during the summer time. This shitbag of a county is known for the grossingers building which was once a world famous hotel and resort. But is now just a massive heap of scrap wood and broken windows plastered with graffiti and other forms of vandalism. And is also a popular spot to loiter and sell illicit drugs. The county has one of the worst std and drug abuse rates in the entire state Even worse than the entire city combined. Everyone here is an asshole alcoholic with 5 kids and two different baby mamas minimum. The women are all mid or just flat out gross looking. And still think they’re supermodels or something. The public schools stink, and there is not a heck of a lot to do besides hiking, drinking booze, getting high, or wasting all your money. It’s also WHERE I LIVE!!!

Sullivan county (NY)is a junkheap, an overpriced, overcrowded one.

by The New York hillbilly May 21, 2023

McDonald County Snack Tray

When a sexual partner fills your vagina with canned cheese, puts a cracker under your anus and penetrates your rectum with a summer sausage with the skin removed thus forcing the cheese onto the cracker and the summer sausage to be crimped off by the anus. Eating said cracker sandwich.

My mother let me have a McDonald County snack tray at the family picnic this weekend!!!

by Mccountychubbybuddy December 17, 2024

wolfe county, KY

Wolfe county— the birthplace of pedophiles, tobacco, and meth heads. If you visit, you may be asked “can i get a chew a’ baccer?” by a wud of chewbubs. there are two correct responses: “yeahhh son, here ya go, you got a dollar?” or “nah dawg, i quit that”.

what’s everyone doing on a Friday night? idk, probably vaping at the park and racing frogs or going at it on the side of the road in ol’ sons blue pickup.

if you’re driving crazy through Campton, you better watch out because them state boys will getcha. if you’re unpopular in school and need a job, don’t even try Dairy Queen.
finally, watch out for the LCO.

1: “have you heard about wolfe county, ky?”
2: “yeah. that’s where the rednecks live.”

by bull/shit May 9, 2023

Cherokee County Nose Job

Must have Eraser sized penis

The sexual act, while in Cherokee County, SC, of a girl going down on you with her nasal cavity doing all of the suction power without imploding her own head.

Man, I just got back from the Cinema 5 with ShaQuitta. My dick is so raw from her giving me a Cherokee County Nose Job.

by Slappy Dong Thomas January 3, 2009

Village Idiot of Northern Lancaster County

Dog fucker, condescending liar, loves making false accusations (partnered with his "breeder" girlfriend), worthless piece of shit, useless waste of life. Glory-seeking fire-fighting wacker that thinks he is worth something. Settles for being a useless lazy person that pays nothing to support his children, with a minimal job & no aspiration for growth; piece of shit by definition.

Village Idiot of Northern Lancaster County

by anonymous June 16, 2023