the steve harvey

Congratulating or awarding someone in front of an audience, only to realize they are not the intended recipient; then, having to retract your congratulations, leaving them standing there awkwardly with a half-frozen smile on their face. Painful.

Sheila, Congratulations on being the top salesperson of the year!!! Here is your plaque showing our appreciation! Oh wait, this says SHAWN... Sheila was not the winner, and thus, the loser. Sorry for the Steve Harvey.

by CleverCleo December 21, 2015

Sea sick Steve

When one gets a handjob on a couch/ sofa in front of their friends parents

Yeah, he got a sea sick Steve in front of Emma's mum!

by Ryzo surprizo February 28, 2016

Classic Steve

Classic Steve is when someone talks mad shit and hacks games

You can't see my high score but mine is better ohhh classic Steve

by Red rhymes March 03, 2017

being a steve

Lying and complaining about everything to elicit sympathy from others, especially on social media.

"Posting a picture of my wife online is crossing the line"
Dude you're being a Steve!!!

by Fresh Drops July 24, 2023

steve davis

To be great, cool, humble, smart, handsome, intelligent, wise, all while having a huge cock.

I wish I was a Steve Davis.

by Super Steve 1980 November 25, 2021

Steve wilks yet again updated

Again, is a booty ass defensive coordinator for the university of Missouri because he can't coach pro ball because he's fucking predictable as a teddy bear his ass was the a defensive coordinator for the browns and was also ass as a head coach for the Arizona cardbirdies that got fired after making the Cardinals a laughable team only 1 year on the job 3-13 really Steve??? Really?????

Steve wilks yet again updated examples

University of Missouri: let's hire Steve wilks what could possibly go wrong?

Um athletes: of fuck no!

1 year later: (6-6 season) um students: (all cry)

#2
(Cleveland browns:) tf why did we hire this booty ass who went 3-13 with the cardbirdies?

(Whoever hired him:) because his defense is fire ASF

(Browns:) you and him pack your bags your asses are fired

#3

(Arizona week 0 :) Steve wilks is the answer
(Ari week 17:) fuck you Steve wilks you're a bum ass who isn't coming back next year your play calling is ass and our defense couldn't do shit with you

by Bleeding guns December 16, 2021

The Steves

A group of blue pen using fuck boys that work upstairs at don points.

The steves are goddamn annoying.

by Pinky_Lincoln February 07, 2022