Guatemalan Number Two

When you have to shit so bad that even a full bottle of laxative won't make it happen

I haven't pooped in five days; I've got a real Guatemalan Number Two situation here. It's like Chernobyl in my stomach.

by hokiefez March 18, 2022

Take a number 3

To masturabate, jerkoff, or rub one out. The action of releasing a load of nut juice.

Damn boys it's been fun but it's getting late and I really gotta take a number 3.

A number one is to piss a number 2 is to shit so a number 3 must be....... To bust a nut

by Therealslimanus_cheech-o January 24, 2022

that kid who asked for your number

that random annoying kid who will ask their friend to get their crushes number and immediately get rejected

ew it’s that kid who asked for your number, run

by anonymous February 11, 2022

Forever Number 1

The only one who has the same power as shaggy but shaggy has more power levels!

I will all ways be.... FOREVER NUMBER 1!!!!

by FLUFFY!!!!!! September 8, 2021

Number 19

Man uses cock as screwdriver

Hey did you hear about the number 19 guy? Yeah he used his Cock as a screwdriver.

by Mcakey September 23, 2021

You’re So Chanel Number 5

Means the person in question is extremely High Maintenance. Has expensive tastes.

1. When she asked me my opinion of herself. I answered “You’re So Chanel Number 5”.

2. I answered “You’re So Chanel Number 5” she rolled her eyes at me in annoyance.

by Jlove973 September 27, 2021

Number of Fucks

0

The number of fucks I give

by Zer0Fucks July 26, 2021